Heck Quotes in Imagine Me & You (2005)

Heck: It's not you leaving that's going to kill me. It's you loving someone more.

Rachel: No. you're not walking way. Don't... don't walk away from me.

Heck: Yeah keep saying that. Pretend this is my choice.

Rachel: What do you MEAN?

Heck: Oh come on Rachel. We both know you'd have left me in the end.

Rachel: That's not true.

Heck: YES IT IS!

Heck: [quieter]

Heck: Yes it is. I want you to be happy. More than anything else I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you. But if I'm not, then I can't stand in the way, you see? Because what you're feeling now, Rachel, is the unstoppable force. Which means that I've got to move.

H: Heck, I've got a question.

Tessa: Not now.

Heck: What's the question, H?

H: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Heck: [thinks for a few seconds, then replies] I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.

Tessa: There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.

[She starts to lead H to the church to find a seat for the wedding]

Luce: [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely] It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.

H: [as Tessa leads her to the church] Can she sit with me?

Heck: Edie, are you gay?

Edie: Am I gay?

[laughs]

Edie: I'm ecstatic!

Heck: So, what about you? Are you married? Ever been married, ever going to get married?

Luce: No. No. Maybe now that the law's changed.

Heck: How do you mean?

Luce: Well, I'm gay.

Heck: [chuckles, then realizes that it's not a joke] Mmm... well done.

Luce: You should ask her, you know.

Heck: Bless you but... I couldn't ask Rach if there is anything wrong that would be way too scary.

Luce: Why?

Heck: What if there is?

Heck: Well, let's hang these flowers and get that jacket in some water.

Rachel: She's gay...

Heck: As a tennis player.

Heck: [Rachel and Heck are having breakfast in bed] I like this jam. It's really good jam. I should make jam. I could, you know.

Rachel: 'Course you could.

Heck: You don't think I could.

Rachel: Not for a second.

Heck: Anyway, I was talking to Rob yesterday.

Rachel: That man's an ass.

Heck: That man *is* an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.

[Rachel gets up and starts to get dressed]

Heck: Oh, come back to bed.

Rachel: I'm up now. Does she know?

Heck: Well, I'm like, 'If you want to leave, tell her.' Are you really up?

Rachel: I really am. Maybe he doesn't want to leave. Maybe he doesn't know what he wants.

Heck: Anyway, he should figure it out before someone gets hurt... Why are you looking at me?

Rachel: 'Cause you're a good person.

Heck: You wait till I make jam. Then I'll rock your world.

Heck: It's porn, right? It's degrading. It's offensive.

Rachel: God yes.

Heck: Yeah. Let's watch it anyway. Come on, Rach, I mean, things have been getting slack in that department recently. I know it's my fault, and it's... yeah.

Rachel: No, it's mine... I... uh... but I don't want to watch this.

Heck: [sadly] Why not?

Rachel: It doesn't turn me on.

Heck: Makes one of us.

Heck: You know I want you to be happy. And more than anything, I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you.

[Last lines]

Heck: How long is the flight anyway? Do you know?

Zina: About 24 hours. More than enough time.

Coop: I'm 29 years old.

Heck: You're 31.

Coop: Precisely my point. I'm getting older. And I see you... I see what you've got with... I can see that stability. And the trust, and permanence. And I think... God, I'm glad I'm not you.

Heck: [Rachel wants to have sex in a park late at night] We've got a flat. It's a good one. And I've confiscated your mother's key so she can't sneak up on us anymore. I swear that woman's got a sex radar.

Coop: [Standing at the altar with Heck] I fancy that flower girl.

Heck: [Craning around to see if Rachel's coming] Yeah, yeah, I know you do.

Coop: She likes me, right? I got a vibe that she likes me.

Heck: Coop, it's my wedding day. Can we talk about me?

Coop: Sure, yes.

[Turns with Heck to see if Rachel's coming. Waits a few seconds, then whispers]

Coop: Did you get the vibe that she likes me?