Heavyset Woman Quotes in Hercules (1997)

Heavyset Woman: It was tragic. We lost everything in the fire.

Burnt Man: Everything except old Snowball here.

Tall Thebian: Now were the fires before or after the earthquake?

Earthquake Lady: They were after the earthquake, I remember.

Heavyset Woman: But before the flood.

Elderly Thebian: Don't even get me started on the crime rate!

Heavyset Woman: Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.

Elderly Thebian: Tell me about it! It seems like every time I turn around, there's some new monster wreakin' havoc and I...

Burnt Man: All we need now is a plague of locusts.

[a locust jumps on and chirps, everyone screams]

Elderly Thebian: That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!