Heather Holloway Quotes in Thank You for Smoking (2005)

Heather Holloway: [to Nick] My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer, blood sucker, pimp, profiteer and my personal favorite, yuppie Mephistopheles.

[Nick and Heather are introducing themselves to each other in a restaurant]

Heather Holloway: Heather Holloway.

Nick Naylor: Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco.

Heather Holloway: [holds up tape recorder] Is this kosher?

Nick Naylor: Only if I can call you Heather.

Heather Holloway: By all means. So, Mr. Naylor...

Nick Naylor: [interrupting] Nick.

Heather Holloway: Nick. Let's start with...

Nick Naylor: '82 Margaux.

Heather Holloway: Okay. Is it good?

Nick Naylor: "Good"? It'll make you believe in God.

Heather Holloway: [while undressing] This is Nick Naylor telling you kids, don't do drugs, smoke cigarettes

Nick Naylor: That's really great, its like looking in the mirror

Heather Holloway: New idea, cigarettes for the homeless, we'll call them hobos

Nick Naylor: Hahaha, uh that's awful

Heather Holloway: Any better than sector sixes

Nick Naylor: right

Heather Holloway: Oh my God Nick, you are on TV

Nick Naylor: Lobbyist on the lookout. You gotta be kidding me

Heather Holloway: I wanna fuck you while I watch you on TV

Nick Naylor: And they call me sick

Heather Holloway: Hurry before your segment ends

Nick Naylor: Alright