Heathcoat Quotes in Major Payne (1995)

Major Payne: Bleh Bleh Bleh Bleh What you laughin' at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in your pocket? What's your name Son

Heathcoat: H- Heathcoat Sir.

Major Payne: Well Heathcoat, we're gonna make some room for dinner. Drop down and give me 25 crunches. Count 'em out real loud

Heathcoat: One Sir...

Major Payne: One Tubby Tubby Tubby!

Heathcoat: Two Sir...

Major Payne: Two Chubby Chubby Chubby!

Heathcoat: Why do I have to wear the dress?

Alex Stone: Because you are the one with the biggest tits!

[laughter]

Heathcoat: SHUT UP!

Major Payne: Tomorrow ladies, we gonna' start the hard stuff.

Heathcoat: The *hard* stuff?