Heath Quotes in The Princess and the Pea (2002)

Sebastian the Raven: [the "birthmark" on Hildegard's foot is smudged, proving that it's fake] Ahahahaha! I was right! Hildegard is NOT your daughter, Heath!

Helsa: Ah! The pig's out of the bag!

[Fearless the pig pops out of his hiding place - Princess and Hungry appear as well]

Prince Rollo: Fearless? Princess, Hungry! But if you're here, then...

Sebastian the Raven: Heath, your daughter is...

Laird: RIGHT HERE!

[camera pans to Laird above the crowd, Daria in his clutches]

Daria: Let me GO!

Prince Rollo: DARIA!

Laird: Take another step, and she goes over the side!

[laughs]

Laird: Helsa and Hildegard! Come to me!

Helsa: [grabbing as much food as she can] I'm coming, I'm coming...

Laird: NOW!

[the women hurry]

Heath: Hildegard... LAIRD! Where is your conscious?

Laird: You're so predictable! Blade!

[he throws a dagger to his bird, who flies to the chandelier above Rollo, cutting the ropes that hold it up]

Laird: Say goodbye to your "future son-in-law"!

Heath: ROLLO!

[pushes Rollo out of the way, diving under the falling chandelier himself - it crushes him, and he appears dead]

Laird: What a tragic accident! At this time of sorrow, I *sadly* proclaim myself king, and denounce this girl as an imposter!

Heath: [slowly lifting his head] Wrong... again... brother!

Laird: Hmm?

[whining]

Laird: I WANT THE KINGDOM!

Heath: [getting up] Let... my daughter... free!

Laird: [groaning] My reign was short but glorious.

[takes off with Daria]

Martha Lou: All right. Let's say, just for the moment, that I am a spy.

Heath: A very pretty one too.

Martha Lou: That would make us enemies, Jared.

Heath: Yeah, of course it would. And, we'd be starting out at a point in marriage that takes some couples, twenty or thirty years to achieve.

Martha Lou: Well aren't you something? First you break into my cabin with that disgusting display of animal lust. Then you accuse me of being a spy. And now all of a sudden, I'm the only girl in the world for you.

Heath: Well that's the way it goes sometimes.

Martha Lou: Do you always just stand calmly by when you see a lady being molested?

Heath: Oh, you'd be surprised how few ladies I've seen molested. Matter of fact, the last time was about 7 years ago.

Martha Lou: Well what did you do then?

Heath: Well,,,,, I uh,,,, I walks over to her an asks if I could be of some assistance, and she just slaps my face, like you did to that fella there. Told me to mind my own business.

Martha Lou: Oh.

Heath: Then this fella she's with, he starts to workin' me over, and between the two of em', they convert me to mindin' my own business, once and for all.