Heath Quotes in The Princess and the Pea (2002)
Heath Quotes:
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Sebastian the Raven: [the "birthmark" on Hildegard's foot is smudged, proving that it's fake] Ahahahaha! I was right! Hildegard is NOT your daughter, Heath!
Helsa: Ah! The pig's out of the bag!
[Fearless the pig pops out of his hiding place - Princess and Hungry appear as well]
Prince Rollo: Fearless? Princess, Hungry! But if you're here, then...
Sebastian the Raven: Heath, your daughter is...
Laird: RIGHT HERE!
[camera pans to Laird above the crowd, Daria in his clutches]
Daria: Let me GO!
Prince Rollo: DARIA!
Laird: Take another step, and she goes over the side!
[laughs]
Laird: Helsa and Hildegard! Come to me!
Helsa: [grabbing as much food as she can] I'm coming, I'm coming...
Laird: NOW!
[the women hurry]
Heath: Hildegard... LAIRD! Where is your conscious?
Laird: You're so predictable! Blade!
[he throws a dagger to his bird, who flies to the chandelier above Rollo, cutting the ropes that hold it up]
Laird: Say goodbye to your "future son-in-law"!
Heath: ROLLO!
[pushes Rollo out of the way, diving under the falling chandelier himself - it crushes him, and he appears dead]
Laird: What a tragic accident! At this time of sorrow, I *sadly* proclaim myself king, and denounce this girl as an imposter!
Heath: [slowly lifting his head] Wrong... again... brother!
Laird: Hmm?
[whining]
Laird: I WANT THE KINGDOM!
Heath: [getting up] Let... my daughter... free!
Laird: [groaning] My reign was short but glorious.
[takes off with Daria]
-- Heath -
Martha Lou: All right. Let's say, just for the moment, that I am a spy.
Heath: A very pretty one too.
Martha Lou: That would make us enemies, Jared.
Heath: Yeah, of course it would. And, we'd be starting out at a point in marriage that takes some couples, twenty or thirty years to achieve.
-- Heath -
Martha Lou: Well aren't you something? First you break into my cabin with that disgusting display of animal lust. Then you accuse me of being a spy. And now all of a sudden, I'm the only girl in the world for you.
Heath: Well that's the way it goes sometimes.
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Martha Lou: Do you always just stand calmly by when you see a lady being molested?
Heath: Oh, you'd be surprised how few ladies I've seen molested. Matter of fact, the last time was about 7 years ago.
Martha Lou: Well what did you do then?
Heath: Well,,,,, I uh,,,, I walks over to her an asks if I could be of some assistance, and she just slaps my face, like you did to that fella there. Told me to mind my own business.
Martha Lou: Oh.
Heath: Then this fella she's with, he starts to workin' me over, and between the two of em', they convert me to mindin' my own business, once and for all.
-- Heath
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