Haziz Quotes in The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Haziz: [to Jay] So, tell me, Montel. Why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, Al Qaeda?

[while Jay and the Customer are arguing]

Haziz: Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.

Haziz: Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.

Haziz: So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Are we Al Qaeda?

Jay: Whoa first of all it's not that kind of party.

Mooj: You know what? We are not coming to your fucking party okay? Fuck you! Go fuck a goat!

Jay: It's not that kind of party dawg

Mooj: Fuck you! Go fuck a goat

Jay: Hey why you always telling me to go fuck a goat man?

Mooj: [Yelling as he walks away] Fuck a goat!

Haziz: [David is speaking to Andy] Hey, Will and Grace. Back to work!

David: Hey, Haziz, could you give us a minute? We're kind of in the middle of something here.

Haziz: Hey. I'm on my break.

David: Fuck off, Haziz. Leave us alone, will you?

Haziz: Fuck off? Fuck you!

David: Fuck you!

Haziz: Fuck you.

David: Fuck off!

Haziz: Fuck off.

David: I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.

Haziz: Hey, hey, hey! Watch the language, okay? I have a family.

David: Watch how you talk to me!

Haziz: Hey, Bambi, it's a free country. I can smoke out here if I want.

David: Smoke my pole!

Haziz: You are a very unkind man!

David: Get inside!

Haziz: [heading inside] This is not professional! Paula! This asshole over here... Paula!