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Hazel Quotes:

  • Hazel: This Mountie here says that man should be brought in for trial. Now what are you going to do about it, Edgar?

    Sergeant Edgar Millen: I'm going to close my eyes and pray you disappear.

    [shuts both eyes, pauses, than opens one eye]

    Sergeant Edgar Millen: Never had much luck prayin'.

  • Hazel: [mourning the supposedly-dead Bigwig] My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.

  • Black Rabbit: Hazel? You know me, don't you?

    Hazel: I don't.

    [the visitor reveals himself as The Black Rabbit]

    Hazel: Oh, yes, my Lord... I know you.

    Black Rabbit: I've come to ask if you would like to join my Owsla. We shall be glad to have you, and I know you'd like it. You've been feeling tired, haven't you? If you're ready, we might go along now.

    [Hazel pauses to look back at his rabbits]

    Black Rabbit: You needn't worry about them. They'll be alright, and thousands like them. If you'll come along, I'll show you what I mean.

    [Hazel lies down and dies]

  • Hazel: Lord Frith, I know you've looked after us well, and it's wrong to ask even more of you. But my people are in terrible danger, and so I would like to make a bargain with you. My life in return for theirs.

    Frith: There is not a day or night that a doe offers her life for her kittens, or some honest captain of Owsla, his life for his chief. But there is no bargain: what is, is what must be.

  • Bigwig: Hazel? It is Hazel, isn't it?

    Hazel: It is.

    Bigwig: What are you doing here?

    Hazel: [Motioning to Fiver] We want to see the chief rabbit, Bigwig.

    Bigwig: We? You mean he wants to see him too?

    Hazel: Yes.

    Fiver: I must.

    Bigwig: What on earth for?

    Fiver: Well, I...

    Holly: Bigwig? What do they want?

    Bigwig: They want to see the chief rabbit.

    Holly: What for?

    Fiver: Well, I...

    Holly: Send them away.

    Bigwig: I'll take care of it, Holly.

    [Turns back to Hazel]

    Hazel: Look, Bigwig, when have I EVER asked to see the chief rabbit?

    Bigwig: [Thinks over, hesitating] All right, all right. Wait here.

    [Goes into warren, speaks to Chief Rabbit for a moment, comes back up]

    Bigwig: Come along then. Though I'll probably get my ears chewed off for this...

  • Hazel: [to the cat] You look hungry! Rats getting too clever, I suppose?

  • Black Rabbit: Hazel... Hazel... you know me, don't you?

    Hazel: I don't know.

    [the apparition reveals himself to be the Black Rabbit, and Hazel gasps]

    Hazel: Yes, my lord. I know you.

    Black Rabbit: I've come to ask if you'd like to join my Owsla. We shall be glad to have you, and I know you'd like it. You've been feeling tired, haven't you? If you're ready, we might go along now.

    [Hazel looks at all the younger rabbits of Watership Down]

    Black Rabbit: You needn't worry about them. They'll be all right, and thousands like them. If you come along now, I'll show you what I mean.

  • Hazel: Where are you going?

    Fiver: Away, to the hills.

    Hazel: By yourself, alone? You'll die!

    Fiver: You're closer to death than I am.

  • Hazel: [while running to the farm to save his rabbits from Woundwort] Lord Frith, I know you've looked after us well and it's wrong to ask even more of you, but my people are in terrible danger! So I would like to make a bargain with you... my life in return for theirs.

    Frith: There is not a day or night that a doe offers her life for her kittens or some honest captain of Owsla his life for his Chief, but there is no bargain. What is is what must be.

  • Dandelion: If we meet again, Hazel-rah, we'll have the making of the best story ever!

    Hazel: And you'll be the one to tell it!

  • Fiver: There's something very queer about the warren this evening...

    Hazel: Is it dangerous?

    Fiver: It's not exactly danger, it's... oh, I don't know. Something oppressive... like thunder.

  • Hazel: Are you hurt?

    Kehaar: Kaah kaah!

    Hazel: If he's hurt, maybe we ought to help him.

    Bigwig: A bird? What for?

    Hazel: We - help - you.

    Kehaar: Piss off!

  • Pipkin: [while all are digging in the rain] What's happening back home, I wonder? Think, when we lived in our own burrows? Dry, soft, warm bodies...

    Dandelion: [to Hazel] Look, we can't go on like this.

    Silver: It keeps getting worse and worse wherever we go. Where ARE we going?

    Hazel: It won't be much longer, then we can all rest.

    Silver: How MUCH longer?

    Pipkin: We never should have left.

    Blackberry: Suppose Fiver's all wrong?

    Pipkin: We want to go back and find out.

    Hazel: Go back? After all we've been through?

    Bigwig: And probably get killed for wounding Captain Holly? An Owsla officer? Talk sense, for Frith's sake!

  • Dandelion: [looking at the countryside from Watership Down] O Frith on the hills! He made it all for us!

    Hazel: Frith may have made it, but Fiver found it.

  • Hazel: [Bigwig is being strangled in a snare] Bigwig! Listen, you're in a snare! A snare! And what did they tell you in Owsla? Think!

    [Hazel tries to chew the wire loose]

    Bigwig: [gurgles] No good biting wire...

  • Hazel: We'll fill in the holes good and deep. They'll have to dig us out, and they can't stay out in the open for long without attracting elil.

    Blackavar: You don't know the Efrafans. They'll never give up.

  • Hazel: [to Cowslip] Rabbits will always need tricks!

  • Hazel: [Holly is trying to stop them from leaving the warren] Go... now... or we'll kill you!

    Holly: It's you who'll be killed!

    [He attackks Hazel]

  • Bigwig: [They're being chased by a dog at the stream's edge] Come on! What d'you think will happen when he picks up our scent? Those that can swim swim. The others... will have to make out the best they can.

    Hazel: That's not good enough! We all got into this together, we'll all get out of it together!

  • Hazel: [Being interviewed by Bruce] My secret is that I let the jalapeños marinate in a spicy sauce for at least 24 hours, before I stir it into the chilli. Then I let it all come to a simmer.

    Bruce: [He closes his eyes and concentrates. A meteor then crashes right behind them] Hold that thought Hazel! It seems as if... an asteroid, or some kind of meteorite... has just hit ground, right outside of the Mark Twain Chilli Cook-off! This should certainly spice things up a bit!

  • Hazel: The end is built into the beginning.

  • Hazel: I like it. I do! I'm - I'm just really concerned about dying in the fire.

    Burning House Realtor: It's a big decision - how one prefers to die.

  • Hazel: Sammy's fun!

    Caden Cotard: I'm fun!

    Hazel: Oh honey, no you're not.

  • Hazel: I love Doc! He was a character witness for me, and I ain't got no character.

  • Mack: Hazel! Hazel! I just came from the hospital. Doc's got a broke arm. You know somethin' about it, don't ya?

    Hazel: You gonna be mad at me, Mack?

    Mack: Naw, Hazel. I promise.

    Hazel: I didn't have no choice, Mack. Suzy said she wouldn't go see him unless he got sick or had a broke arm. I tried, but I couldn't figure out how to get him sick. There was no other way! You sure you ain't mad, Mack?

    Mack: Hell, no! 'course, we don't know how she'll all work out, but it's a step in the right direction.

    Hazel: Mack, I can't do it. Fauna's gotta get somebody else for President of the United States. I tried, I practiced - but I just ain't got the poop! I'll mess up the whole country!

    Mack: Hazel, ya sweet little bastard! We'll get ya off, don't you worry! You done noble stuff. Wasn't nobody with the guts, but you. You just sit there and take it easy. You got the ball to the one-yard-line. Ol' Mack's gonna carry it in, for ya!

  • Fauna: The stars say that you are gonna be - oh... that you are gonna be President of the United States!

    Mack: I don't believe it.

    Hazel: I don't wanna be no President!

    Fauna: You got no choice; the stars have spoke. You'll just have to go to Washington.

    Hazel: But I don't want to! I don't know nobody there!

    Fauna: I'm sorry, Hazel.

    Hazel: Ain't there any way I can tell 'em I won't do it?

    Fauna: No.

    Hazel: [sobbing] A thing like this could ruin my whole life!

  • Hazel: No man with a good car needs to be justified!

  • Hazel: ...the Church of Christ Without Christ. Where the blind can't see, the lame don't walk, and the dead stay that way.

  • Hazel: Your conscience is a trick, it don't exist, and if you think it does, then you had best get it out in the open, hunt it down and kill it.

  • Hazel: I don't have to run away from anything, cause I don't believe in anything.

  • Hazel: What the hell kind of a preacher are you not to see if you can save my soul?

  • Old man storekeeper: Was ya' wounded, Haze?

    Hazel: Yes, I was.

    Old man storekeeper: How come you wasn't wearin' no Purple Heart?

    Hazel: Well, I got one, but I didn't want people to know *where*... I was wounded.

  • Hazel: [repeated line, about his rusted-out, disintegrating car] This is a good car, Mister! This car can take me anywhere I wanna go!

  • Landlady: [on discovering Hazel mortifying his flesh] People quit doing things like that.

    Hazel: People still doing it so long as I'm doing it.

  • Hazel: 'Twas like where you're from weren't never there. Where you're going doesn't matter. And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it!

  • Hazel: This car is just beginning its life, a lightning bolt couldn't stop it.

  • Hazel: Two things that I just can't stand- a man that ain't true and one that mocks what is.

  • Hazel: I thought if your girl give me so much fast eye back there I just might return some of it.

    Sabbath Lily: What I give you the other day was the look of indignation for what I seen you do. It was you that give me the fast eye.

  • Hazel: I couldn't have an abortion. I could never walk past another branch of Mothercare again.

  • Hazel: I'm a nine foot freak!

    Maureen: Well how come you're a pregnant, nine foot, freak?

  • [final lines]

    Kay Walsh: Hazel... we showed 'um didn't we.

    Hazel: Boy, did we ever.

    [both hug and cry]

  • Kay Walsh: I was in love!

    Hazel: Shut up!

  • Hazel: Hey, buddy, who do you think you are?

    Moon Willis: I'm gonna' tell you who I am: I'm Moon Willis, and I've been workin' in this damn place for 12 long years, this is *my* parking space and I ain't about to lose it to a bunch of fly-by-night women like you! Huh-uhh... You don't belong here! None of ya'!

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