Hayley Quotes in To Rome with Love (2012)

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Hayley Quotes:

  • Jerry: In life I have a terrible voice, but when I'm soaping myself under hot water, I sound just like Eartha Kitt.

    Hayley: You look strange.

    Jerry: Phyllis, I'm having... there's a psychological term for this. I'm having a breakthrough or an epiphany. What is the term for what I'm having?

    Phyllis: A death wish.

  • Luke Brandon: Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?

    Rebecca Bloomwood: Yes. And I am glad you brought that up.

    [Acts mad]

    Rebecca Bloomwood: Because I am furious. No, I really am.

    [Looks down at a newspaper folded in half with article title cut off]

    Rebecca Bloomwood: No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis?

    Luke Brandon: [Looks at her confused] Fish crisis?

    Rebecca Bloomwood: [Realizes she made a mistake] Fiscal... crisis.

    Luke Brandon: Fiscal crisis.

    Rebecca Bloomwood: Terrifying, Fiscally, I mean.

    Luke Brandon: How so?

    Rebecca Bloomwood: For the... fiscal family.

    Hayley: [Interrupts their conversation] I'm sorry

    Luke Brandon: Not a moment too soon.

  • Hayley: This is crazy. We have to go. C'mon.

    Enzo: What's crazy? You and I make great music together and have even better sex?

    Hayley: We didn't have actual sex last night.

    Enzo: You know we did. It's okay. We used protection.

    Hayley: Enzo, I was really wasted and I... I have a husband, I have kids, and... you're... into guys.

    Enzo: Whoever said I was gay? And what is gay, anyway?

  • Hayley: You fucking killed him!

    Enzo: I had to. I loved Jack but Jack didn't loved me back.

  • Hayley: Fuckin' creepy fan.

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