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Hawk: Peter, listen to me. Things are always happening that we don't expect. You can think of them as an ordeal, or you can think of them as a great adventure. It's the adventurers who make it.
[Hawk is treating a wounded crewmember]
Aldebaran: Remind me to talk to you after you're finished with this. I've been having these headaches.
Hawk: I don't do headaches. Just stuff that bleeds.
Hawk: The name's Hawk. Used to be Colonel Hawkins. C.F. Hawkins, back when being in the Space Service really meant something. Now it's just Hawk.
Hawk: You know, right upstairs there are refresher rooms, warm beds, nice big nutri-steaks, and what are we doing? We're knocking ourselves out looking for little a kid that doesn't have enough sense to stay put!
Zariatin: ...Long enough for you to get in and hijack those ships.
Hawk: How many?
Zariatin's thug: Four.
Hawk: That's worth a lot more than a year's laundry.
Zariatin's thug: I thought you didn't do laundry
Peter: Did you buy those rings on all different planets?
Hawk: Oh, you can't buy rings, rings have to come to you. You either find them, or steal them, or someone gives them to you, but you can't buy them.
[Hawk is teaching Peter to operate the gunner's panel on a spaceship]
Hawk: Hey, you did it! That's the kind of things you gotta know when you grow up.
Peter: When I grow up, I'm gonna have a job, in some office!
Hawk: Well, you're gonna be the best shot in that office.
Hawk: Life's a ride, kiddo. You fire up the engines, and you see where they take you. You make friends, and you move on. And all you can do is remember, as best as you can.
Peter: I'll remember you.
Hawk: Pharoah, you are a devil!
Pharoah: You are right. I am the devil!
Hawk: You have sent for me, Father Donaldo?
Reverend Donaldo: Hawk, sister Sparrow has been adapted and taken into our worst nightmare.
Hawk: You mean my sister that has become your sister?
Reverend Donaldo: Yes, our sister sister. You must go now to rescue her!
Hawk: What is this place?
Desert Maurader: This is the wheelzone!
Hawk: The wheelzone! Mhm! What's going on around here?
Desert Maurader: Nothing for you, my friend but I do know this is Pharoah's territory and you are trespassing!
Hawk: Me? Trespassing? I don't think so!
Black Knight: Look! I will kill you!
Hawk: We shall see about that, won't we?
Hugh Glass: I told you to be invisible, son!
Hawk: At least he...
Hugh Glass: If you want to survive, keep your mouth shut!
Hawk: At least he heard me.
Hugh Glass: They don't hear your voice! They just see the color of your face. You understand? You understand?
Hawk: Can you hear the wind, father? Remember what mother used to say about the wind? The wind cannot defeat the tree with strong roots.
Hawk: Hey, c'mon Lardbottom, get up. Blackwulf's callin'.
Lardbutt: I don't wanna go.
Hawk: Hey, when Blackwulf calls, we go.
Lardbutt: I don't wanna fight any more...
Hawk: Ya gotta!
Lardbutt: I don't wanna hurt things any more!
Hawk: Hey... you're so stupid...
Lardbutt: [jumps up] Listen, Hawk, I ain't stupid; Just listen! Y'know what I mean, trees, birds, butterflies? Everything's got a right to live! Y'know what I mean?
Hawk: Hey... hey... waitaminnit...
Lardbutt: Everything... everything's got a right to live... the butterflies... Why can't...
Hawk: [kicks Lardbutt to get his attention] Blackwulf's got a secret weapon that makes us invincible. We can't lose.
Lardbutt: [shoulders weapon, tramples Hawk] Right, left, right, left, right...
Hawk: You ain't got the know how to use it.
Rooster Cogburn: [Eula Goodnight fires off a burst] Ain't that the way it works, Hawk?
Hawk: I want that bastard caught - alive! I want to provide him with a slow and painful death.
Christine: Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
Hawk: Why don't you lick my hairy crack?
Christine: Why don't you bend over, you're lookin' right at it!
Lex: [Everybody looks at each other in puzzlement] That last remark fell about 30 yards away from makin' any sense whatsoever!
Hawk: Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos would ride your ass on a 2-lane highway and honk.
Hawk: Yeah, we're here to take out friend Jam here to the big, satanic KISS concert, if that's okay with you.
Father Phillip McNulty: Satan? Satan? Santa. They're the same letters... they're the same guy!
Guido: Have you learned your lesson yet, puke?
Hawk: If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, I'd say yeah. I've learned my lesson.
Hawk: Quite a night. So far you've seen me and my dick throw up.
Hawk: How's it hanging, Padre?
Father Phillip McNulty: Whoa, I just heard you talking through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums?... Nose drums!
Lex: [Voices, and Faces inside Trip's head as He contemplates robbing a store] I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store, Trip. I mean, You don't pass go, and collect 200 Dollars for pulling Stuff like this, Man.
Hawk: No shit, Man, is this really worth it? Still, You're gonna get Your ass kicked nine ways to Sunday by that fucking Gorilla, but I guess it's still a Hundred Times better than getting it Porked for the next Three to Five, right?
Jam: What about that Girl Trip, She'll never forget this Night. Even if You got away with it, She'll be Scarred for Life, I mean, when are You gonna realize some Day, that being Tough, means being Tender?
Trip: [Aloud] Alright everybody, just Shut up!
[All the Customers look at Trip questionably, as Trip fakes a Cough]
[the guys find out their Volvo has been stolen]
Lex: We must get the cops in on this Volvo-situation.
Hawk: Lex, this is Detroit. You think the cops are gonna waste city-dollars on a Swedish car?
Trip: [looks at Jam, dressed in nerdy clothes] Man, that geek looks just like Jam.
Lex: Man, that geek *is* Jam.
Hawk: [yells across the campus] HEY, DORK!
[Jam flips them off, they all start laughing]
Trip: Whoa, man. I just had the killer-est vision, man. Imagine Mystery, openin' up for KISS, man.
Lex: Oh, that'd be fuckin' IT, man!
Trip: It could happen, man. it could happen!
Jam: You know, in '73, KISS was opening for Blue Oyster Cult. One year later, to the day, man, Blue Oyster Cult was opening for KISS.
Lex: Yeah, well, we're not gonna be openin' for anyone until our lead singer gets over his stage fright.
Hawk: [scoffs] Man, I don't have fucking stage fright, man!
Lex: Then why'd you pass out at Bing's party before the first fucking song?
Hawk: That was one show, man!
Lex: Yeah, that was our only show, and you dropped like a dead deer on us!
Hawk: Shut up, man.
Hawk: So, you grounded because of what happened last night, or what, man?
Jam: No, yeah. But, uhh, has that ever stopped me before?
Hawk: Will you guys quit the mom-bashing? I mean, look, look, Lex's mom is cool because she lets us spend the night, and if it wasn't for your mom, Trip, we wouldn't have smoked that fine Panama Red last night! So, leave the women who gave you life out of it, they're both cool in my book.
Father Phillip McNulty: [Hawk is dressed as the pizza boy] I'm donating your tip to the church. The Lord thinks you.
Hawk: Tell the Big Guy not to mention it.
Hawk: [after throwing up, getting ready to dance] Maestro!
Hawk: [Waiting to bust Jam out of St. Bernards] Come on, man. This is such a lousy view. How the hell are we ever supposed to know when he's lit?
Trip: It usually takes ten minutes to a half an hour. All depends, you know?
Trip: He's lit!
[after Jam's mom finds the Kiss record]
Lex: Man, I was afraid some bullshit like this was gonna happen. If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo, he won't be able to continue with his fucking life!
Hawk: Lex! Quit Jynxing us man! No one is missing that concert tomorrow night!
Trip: So who did your wardrobe? A band of preppy sailboat captains?
Jam: Hey, my mom had me over a barrel, alright? After what happened last night I had to let her *dress* me today!
Jam: It's a give-and-take relationship.
Lex: Yeah, she gives you shit, and you take it!
Hawk: Jam, give me the tickets, man, I wanna hang on to them.
Jam: The... tickets?
Jam: you see, there's a little, *little* problem with that. They're still at my house in Trip's jacket.
Hawk: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Jam: She was standing right over me while I was changing, for fuck's sake!
Hawk: Jam, you are so pathetic, man!
Trip: That is some sick shit right there! What, does she comb your ass hair for you too?
Lex: Jam, if she even smells those tickets, she'll destroy 'em, and we get fucked outta seein' KISS for the third year in a row!
Jam: They're fine, they're at my house, they're perfectly safe. We can go there right after school and pick 'em up. My mom's not even gonna be there!
Trip: Dudes, hours from now, we're actually gonna be seein' KISS!
Hawk: All right, man. We'll just double time it to your house, and grab the tickets before heading to the train station for the 3:45 to DETROIT... ROCK... CITY! GOD!
Hawk: Well, as they say in the tampon biz, see you next period.
[slams locker door]
Hawk: Jam! Just shut your faggoty-ass mouth! You're pissing me off! Now we came all this way and we've got absolutely nothing. So help me God, we are going to that concert.
Hawk: [three Stellas are walking by] I wish somebody would tell these girls that *DISCO'S DEAD!*
Stella 1: Don't stare too long, boys, you'll go blind!
Lex: Yeah, right! Stellas. I hate Stellas almost as much as I hate dogs.
Trip: Yeah, man. Same species when you stop to think about it, man!
Hawk: [drives up to radio station] Here we are. Ample time to grab the tickets, and God was smiling down on us tonight.
Jam: That's funny, I figured he'd be pissed as hell at me!
Hawk: [Kenny throws him on the ground after using his head to wipe up pizza] Oh, that's not very nice, man!
Hawk: [talking to Barbara] Oh, yeah, *STELLA*! And we'll deserve it too, won't we? But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make it *really* worth their while!
Hawk: Christine stole it! Asleep, my ass. The Stella booted with your mom's wheels.
Hawk: LEX! Shut the fuck up, man, we're trying to think!
Hawk: I ain't no midnight cowboy, or nothing like that!
Lex: We're not stealing my mom's car. Okay, that's not happening.
Hawk: You're damn right we are.
Hawk: [driving through the KISS crowd] You need to get the fuck out of my way!
Lieutenant Gunther: Hawk, you understand why none of us could attend the trial. You know the policy.
Hawk: Hey, I know. It's okay, you didn't miss much. I said "I'm guilty," and everybody agreed.
Hawk: [to Lt. Gunther] A little bit of everybody belongs in hell, Lieutenant.
Hawk: If a man looked at a woman's mouth before her eyes, he'd get fooled a lot less.
Hawk: [Talking to Georgia] When you get older you think about dying... and not dying in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe I'll go across the river when it's my time. Follow my destiny.
Hawk: What do you think I am, Georgia.
Georgia: I think you're a good man who's had bad luck. And I think all that can change. The luck, I mean.
Hilly Blue: My mother didn't love me one bit. She never showed me any affection. She never even kissed me - once! Had to put her out of her misery. Women are despicable... especially mothers!
Hawk: The way I figure it, God was smilin' the day He dreamed up my mama.
Hilly Blue: Dis-gusting!
Lucy: There's someone I'd like you to meet. She's your daughter.
Hawk: Well, how in the hell did that happen?
Alyssa: It's called sex, dad.
Hawk: What were you doing in here?
Alyssa: One of the dolphins just jumped up and grabbed my iPod!
Hawk: So O'ffender, what do you do with all of these women when I'm not around?
- Bonnie Parker
- Clyde Barrow
- Buck Barrow
- C.W. Moss
- Blanche Barrow
- Eugene Grizzard
- Velma Davis
- Professeur de tir
- Prince Erman
- Dark One
- Sarah Colton
- Loy Colton
- Caleb Colton
- Deputy Sheriff
- Motel Manager
- Patron in Bar
- Mr. Fantastic
- Human Torch
- The Jeweler
- Maj. Jackson
- Klan Member
- Mrs. Seok
- Hsiu Chen
- Cheng Chao-an
- Ah Chen
- Ice Factory Manager
- Captain Trantor
- Commander Ilvar
- Shinji Ikari
- Rei Ayanami
- Misato Katsuragi
- Asuka Langley Sohryuu
- Keel Lorentz
- Asuka Langly Soryu
- Kôzô Fuyutsuki
- Gendô Ikari
- Ritsuko Akagi