Hattie Quotes in Running Cool (1993)

Bear: Hey baby

Hattie, Ada: [both freak out]

Bear: See soemthing ya like?

Hattie, Ada: [both walk away]

Bear: ...Guess not

Ada: Look at ALL those bikes.

Hattie: Look at ALL those men.

Hattie: I know you can hear me. Now get on out here, sister. I'm gonna whup your ass. I'm gonna whup your ass so good when we all be sitting in church, you still gonna be standing.

Hattie: Ella stop kissing him. You are never to kiss him again.

Ella: You wanna bet?

[takes her mother's necklace from Hattie and turns back to Char]

Char: Marry me?

Ella: Now that I'll do.

Hattie: Olive, have you noticed anything strange about Ella?

Olive: No, not really.

Hattie: Have you noticed it gets darker at night then lighter when the sun comes up?

Olive: [look of dumb realization] That's because of Ella!

Hattie: Never mind.

Hattie: Show us where Char showers!

Olive: I bet he showers naked!

[All girls on castle tour scream]

Hattie: Hold your tongue, Ella.

[Ella literally holds her tongue]

Prof. Edith: Ella!

Ella: [still holding her tongue] My tongue itches.

[scratches her tongue]

Prof. Edith: Well, if you're not going to take this seriously, I will have to appoint the winner as Hattie.

Hattie: It's me he's going to have at his coronation.

Ella: Yeah, in the middle of the table with an apple in your mouth.

Char: Tell me about your sister.

Hattie: Olive? Idiot.

Char: Uh, no. Ella.

Hattie: Oh. Hmmmph. I don't want to talk about her, she's so dreary.

[giggles]

Hattie: I just want to talk about us.

Char: Us!

Hattie: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.

Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.

Hattie: What my unworthy opponent fails to realize is Sir Edgar has done a fantastic job. He has driven the ogres out, and he has put giants and elves to work as laborers and entertainers. Therefore, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have today's thriving free-enterprise system.

Ella: It's only free because we've enslaved the poor creatures and they work for nothing. Edgar is a monster, and I don't hold out much hope for his nephew, either.

Hattie: Well that shows what you know aka nothing. Prince Char will be the greatest king ever. Right girls?

Ella: I wonder if my opponent has based her opinion on the prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is.

Hattie: Humph! Oh just admit your stupid and don't know what you're talking about

Ella: You know Char and his uncle are responsible for the segregation of the kingdom.

Hattie: Who cares, he's dreamy.

Edgar: So, Ella of Frell is your sister.

Hattie: Step-sister, actually.

Edgar: Really? Tell me what do you know about her?

Hattie: What's in it for me?

Heston: How about that your eyeballs remain inside your head?

Aunt Cora: Hattie, have you ever been married?

Hattie: No Ma'am, but I been engaged.

Aunt Cora: Oh, just as good.

Hattie: No Ma'am... it's a lot better.

Frieda: Do not forget, this guy is buying a virgin, so she's got to act it right. You've got to give him the idea that you don't know nothing. It should be like a rape.

Josephine: You don't know. Could be a different kind of guy. Someone that wants you to act like she wants it.

Frieda: The main thing is to whimper and cry when he starts, but then you've got to act like it feels good.

Violet: I know what to do. Leave me alone.

Hattie: Well, don't act like you know it all. You won't even get a tip that way.

Fanny: Violet, you should touch him down there, you know, like it's accidental.

Violet: I know, I know all that.

Hattie: Before the war, we used to close down in the summertime. But since the naval base came, we're busy all year round, now. Can I buy you a drink?

Bellocq: No, thank you. Perhaps we can take another one now, if you like.

Hattie: Yeah, why not? My breasts are very nice, nicer than the other girls'. Do you think maybe I should show them a little better?

Bellocq: Yes, that would be better. Let me see.