"Hatchet" Harry Quotes in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

"Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.

Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.

"Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

Eddie: Twenty grand, open.

"Hatchet" Harry: Thirty thousand. Back to you, already-Eddie.

Eddie: Fifty grand.

"Hatchet" Harry: Eighty grand.

Eddie: One hundred grand.

Player: Whoa, whoa, whoa, look fellas, I know...

"Hatchet" Harry: I know you're not in. Which means, no-one cares what you know.

"Hatchet" Harry: I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.

"Hatchet" Harry: It's about time you paid our young friends a visit, Chris. Today's the day and mum's the word, and I can't have that, can I?

Big Chris: No, 'Arry, you can't.

"Hatchet" Harry: I mean, it's a liberty. And I can't have liberties taken, can I, Barry?

Barry the Baptist: No, 'Arry, you can't.

"Hatchet" Harry: I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole. And I can't have the arsehole, can I, boys?

Big Chris, Barry the Baptist: No, 'Arry, you can't.

Eddie: That's quite a raise. That's 150 on my 100.

"Hatchet" Harry: Yeah. And is there anything else you want to say?

"Hatchet" Harry: Don't go spending it all at once, boy.

"Hatchet" Harry: Back to you, already-Eddie.

"Hatchet" Harry: How did you get your hands on these, then?

Big Chris: The boys had 'em. I know you like these sort of things, wondered if you wanted 'em.

"Hatchet" Harry: Yeah, I'll have 'em.

Barry the Baptist: Was it hard work getting the money?

Big Chris: Not especially. Upset a few characters, though.

"Hatchet" Harry: Have you counted it?

Big Chris: Yeah, it's all there to the pound.

"Hatchet" Harry: And they were gonna pay?

Big Chris: Looks like it. But who knows? The opportunity was there. In my experience, it's best to take that opportunity. If it's there.

"Hatchet" Harry: Good work, Chris.

"Hatchet" Harry: Yeah? That you, boy?

Eddie: It's Ed, if that's you mean.

"Hatchet" Harry: Pay day, ain't it?

Eddie: Yeah... I wanted to talk to you about that.

"Hatchet" Harry: I'll bet you do. I got half a million nicker sitting here, which means some poor sod doesn't. You've upset a few people, boy. But that really isn't my concern, is it? What does concern me, is the guns you had. I want to talk to you about that. So get your arse over here now. And I do mean now.