Harvey Wexler Quotes in Anything Else (2003)

Jerry Falk: The routine is fine, this guy's just in the wrong profession.

Harvey Wexler: That's what I told him. I said, "Look, Danny, you've been around for such a long time. You think there's a reason you never really made it?"

Jerry Falk: [to the camera] No tact. None.

Harvey Wexler: I said to him, I said, "A man buys a suit. He says he's happy with the suit. Then he goes around the corner, he sees another suit. Suddenly he doesn't want the suit he's got, he's not happy with it. He wants a new suit, he's not happy with the old one."

Jerry Falk: ...Right. Yeah, hey listen, I'm actually a little busy right now. Can I give you a ring back please?

Harvey Wexler: Look. I was up to NBC, there is nothing doin' up there. Not right now. Things being equal, they'll change. Right now, they're not equal. Look, I would like to have lunch with you this week. I need a business thing done. We have to talk. I got a little business thing I want to talk to you about.

Jerry Falk: What kind of business? What do you mean "business"? What do you want to talk - -?

Harvey Wexler: It's nothing to get anxious about. It's about the future. Goodbye!

[Harvey abruptly hangs up the phone]

Harvey Wexler: I ran into Dick Mallory. He's working with a comic who needs material. I naturally told him your price. I said, you know, I told him what you get. The kid works dirty. A lot of bathroom jokes. I said, 'Look. Jerry Falk is a professional! If what you need is bathroom jokes, he can do them.'

Jerry Falk: Harvey?

Harvey Wexler: What's the matter with your voice?