Harvey Greenfield Quotes in Cactus Flower (1969)

Harvey Greenfield: Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.

Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.

Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.

[clinking glasses]

Stephanie: God forbid.

Stephanie: Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments.

Harvey Greenfield: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.

Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.

[She exits]

Dr. Julian Winston: Now if I hear that you've been bothering Stephanie again, I'll knock all your teeth out.

Harvey Greenfield: You'll just have to put them back in again.

Stephanie: How do you like children?

Harvey Greenfield: Barbecued.

Harvey Greenfield: Let me put it to you this way: shut up.

Harvey Greenfield: [after Julian reveals that he told Toni he was married] That's such a big dirty rotten filthy lie, it has class.

[Miss Dickinson has pointed out there is no more room on Greenfield's tab]

Harvey Greenfield: Julian, I feel insulted. It isn't as if I'm planning to stick ya.

Dr. Julian Winston: It isn't as if you're planning to pay me, either.

Harvey Greenfield: Now look, I can give you a dozen explanations, but you might as well know the real one: I'm a member of the CIA.

Georgia: The CIA? I thought you were a television actor?

Harvey Greenfield: That's my cover. So if you ever see me in public with another girl you must pretend not to know me, or it could put my life in great danger.

Georgia: If you work for the CIA, how come you hang around with dentists?

Harvey Greenfield: He's installing a miniature radio transmitor in my wisdom tooth.

Mrs. Durant: Oh, isn't he a marvelous dentist?

Harvey Greenfield: Great.

Mrs. Durant: But with his talents he would have made an even better obstetrician.

Harvey Greenfield: In the office, you sort of look like a large Bandaid.

Stephanie: Why did you choose this place?

Harvey Greenfield: It's the new in-spot.

Stephanie: I never heard of it.

Harvey Greenfield: Nobody has, that's why it's so popular.