Harvey Clemp Quotes in Hollywood Party (1934)

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Harvey Clemp Quotes:

  • Henrietta Clemp: Harvey, we can't afford to mix with strangers.

    Harvey Clemp: If we only went with our friends, we'd be pretty lonesome.

  • Harvey Clemp: My name's Harvey Clemp. I'm the millionaire oil king from Clemp City, Oklahoma. This is my wife, Henrietta, the oil queen. Henrietta, this is Jake.

    Henrietta Clemp: How do you do?

  • Henrietta Clemp: This may be madness to you Harvey Clemp, but it's bologna to me.

    Harvey Clemp: Henrietta you astound me. Why the place is littered with movie stars. And that makes some litter.

  • Harvey Clemp: Beg pardon, we haven't met. I'm Harvey Clemp, the oil king. Look, a thousand-dollar bill.

    [tears up the bill]

    Harvey Clemp: You can't do that unless you're a multimillionaire.

    Baron Munchausen: A millionaire! Somebody give him a slipper, quick. Elsie, move over, sit down,.

    [to Harvey]

    Baron Munchausen: You eat, some champagne in the glass.

    Knapp: Baron, don't forget our deal at hand: deliver the lions to the studio in the morning and get our check for fifty grand.

    Baron Munchausen: I will, thank you.

    Harvey Clemp: I'll give 60.

    Knapp: I'll make it 70.

    Harvey Clemp: 80.

    Knapp: 90.

    Harvey Clemp: 100.

    Knapp: 110.

    Harvey Clemp: 130.

    Baron Munchausen: Wait, you skipped 120.

    Knapp: 120.

    Harvey Clemp: 110.

    Knapp: 100.

    Harvey Clemp: 90.

    Knapp: 80.

    Harvey Clemp: 70.

    Baron Munchausen: Wait, gentlemen, you're going backwards. We was up to 130,000.

    Harvey Clemp: Go ahead anyway, I'll give you the 140.

    Knapp: I'll make it 150, and that's all that we can afford.

    Baron Munchausen: Can I hear 160, could I hear 155? Going, wenting, leaving, could I please hear 155? Going, going...

    Harvey Clemp: I'd rather make it 175.

    Baron Munchausen: Sold! Sold to the gentleman on my right for $175,000.

    Harvey Clemp: I want to congratulate you Baron, I think you made a mighty good sale there.

  • Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: I wonder who they are.

    Producer Buddy Goldfarb: Oklahoma oil doing Hollywood; slug nutty about royalty, movie stars. titles, and that sort of thing.

    Harvey Clemp: [to Jake the Cabbie] Pardon me, but do you know where the great Schnarzan lives?

    Jake the Cabbie: Yes, sir.

    Harvey Clemp: Sorry young man, but I didn't get your name.

    Jake the Cabbie: Jake.

    Harvey Clemp: My name's Harvey Clemp, I'm the millionaire oil king from Clemp City, Oklahoma. This is my wife, Henrietta, the oil queen. Henrietta, this is Jake.

    Henrietta Clemp: How do you do?

    Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: That gives me an idea.

    [pauses]

    Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: Don't worry, Mr. Goldfarb, I'll crash Schnarzan's party, all right.

    Henrietta Clemp: My husband is the multi-est millionaire in Oklahoma. Show the man, Harvey.

    Harvey Clemp: [takes out a $1000 dollar bill, and tears it up] A thousand dollar bill. You can't do that unless you're a millionaire.

    Producer Buddy Goldfarb: They'll recognize you at the party, everybody knows Liondora.

    Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: Ah, but I will not be Liondora. I will be the Grand Royal Duke, Spiros Demitros Nikolaus Forfoite Forenikus from southern part Europe, good old Peloponnesius!

  • Linda Clemp: Oh, it's wonderful! What did you expect, Auntie?

    Henrietta Clemp: Nobility running around: a duke, an earl, a marquis. I want to hobnob with nibs, I want to run shoulders with royalty. I want a title.

    Harvey Clemp: How about "Came the Dawn"?

    Henrietta Clemp: [sighs] Oh!

  • Harvey Clemp: Sorry, but I didn't catch the name.

    Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: I am Grand Royal Duke. Spiros Demitros Nicolaus Forfoite Forenikus.

    Harvey Clemp: Beg pardon, I still didn't get the name?

    Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: Oh, it's very easy, is most simplicity: I am Grand Royal Duke Spiros Demitros Nicolaus Forfoite Forenikus.

    Harvey Clemp: Oh, well let it go.

  • Harvey Clemp: [to a butler mixing drinks in a cocktail shaker] Mixing a cocktail? You picked a nice night for it.

    Harvey Clemp: [Harvey goes to the patio, where Jaguar Woman climbs down from a balcony] Careful, you'll scratch your face.

    Harvey Clemp: [Jaguar Woman climbs down the trellis] Rather an informal entrance, isn't it?

    The Jaguar Woman: That is nothing! He thinks he can keep me away from his party, eh? The dirty such-and-such, and so-and-so, and this-and-that, oooh!

    Harvey Clemp: Those are strong words, stranger.

    The Jaguar Woman: Wait till I get a hold of him! I'll show him how strong I am! I take hold of his throat, like this...

    [Jaguar Woman wraps her arms around Harvey's neck, showing how she plans to strangle Jimmy]

    Harvey Clemp: I'd hate to be in his shoes.

    The Jaguar Woman: [Jaguar Woman lets go of Harvey's neck] Say... I kind of like you. Come here!

  • Harvey Clemp: Ahem.

    The Jaguar Woman: Harvey, you're back, eh?

    Harvey Clemp: What a night, the moon is so mellow and the fragrance of your hair - Let me give you what is commonly known as the works.

    The Jaguar Woman: [Harvey puts his arms behind Jaguar Woman and over her chest] What's the matter with you, are you going crazy?

    Harvey Clemp: I don't seem to have the right purchase.

    Harvey Clemp: [Jaguar Woman throws Harvey over the patio railing, he lands in a flower bed] I still like the old oil game best.

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