Harvey Clemp Quotes in Hollywood Party (1934)
Harvey Clemp Quotes:
Henrietta Clemp: Harvey, we can't afford to mix with strangers.
Harvey Clemp: If we only went with our friends, we'd be pretty lonesome.
Harvey Clemp: My name's Harvey Clemp. I'm the millionaire oil king from Clemp City, Oklahoma. This is my wife, Henrietta, the oil queen. Henrietta, this is Jake.
Henrietta Clemp: How do you do?
Henrietta Clemp: This may be madness to you Harvey Clemp, but it's bologna to me.
Harvey Clemp: Henrietta you astound me. Why the place is littered with movie stars. And that makes some litter.
Harvey Clemp: Beg pardon, we haven't met. I'm Harvey Clemp, the oil king. Look, a thousand-dollar bill.
[tears up the bill]
Harvey Clemp: You can't do that unless you're a multimillionaire.
Baron Munchausen: A millionaire! Somebody give him a slipper, quick. Elsie, move over, sit down,.
Baron Munchausen: You eat, some champagne in the glass.
Knapp: Baron, don't forget our deal at hand: deliver the lions to the studio in the morning and get our check for fifty grand.
Baron Munchausen: I will, thank you.
Harvey Clemp: I'll give 60.
Knapp: I'll make it 70.
Harvey Clemp: 80.
Harvey Clemp: 100.
Harvey Clemp: 130.
Baron Munchausen: Wait, you skipped 120.
Harvey Clemp: 110.
Harvey Clemp: 90.
Harvey Clemp: 70.
Baron Munchausen: Wait, gentlemen, you're going backwards. We was up to 130,000.
Harvey Clemp: Go ahead anyway, I'll give you the 140.
Knapp: I'll make it 150, and that's all that we can afford.
Baron Munchausen: Can I hear 160, could I hear 155? Going, wenting, leaving, could I please hear 155? Going, going...
Harvey Clemp: I'd rather make it 175.
Baron Munchausen: Sold! Sold to the gentleman on my right for $175,000.
Harvey Clemp: I want to congratulate you Baron, I think you made a mighty good sale there.
Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: I wonder who they are.
Producer Buddy Goldfarb: Oklahoma oil doing Hollywood; slug nutty about royalty, movie stars. titles, and that sort of thing.
Harvey Clemp: [to Jake the Cabbie] Pardon me, but do you know where the great Schnarzan lives?
Jake the Cabbie: Yes, sir.
Harvey Clemp: Sorry young man, but I didn't get your name.
Jake the Cabbie: Jake.
Harvey Clemp: My name's Harvey Clemp, I'm the millionaire oil king from Clemp City, Oklahoma. This is my wife, Henrietta, the oil queen. Henrietta, this is Jake.
Henrietta Clemp: How do you do?
Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: That gives me an idea.
Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: Don't worry, Mr. Goldfarb, I'll crash Schnarzan's party, all right.
Henrietta Clemp: My husband is the multi-est millionaire in Oklahoma. Show the man, Harvey.
Harvey Clemp: [takes out a $1000 dollar bill, and tears it up] A thousand dollar bill. You can't do that unless you're a millionaire.
Producer Buddy Goldfarb: They'll recognize you at the party, everybody knows Liondora.
Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: Ah, but I will not be Liondora. I will be the Grand Royal Duke, Spiros Demitros Nikolaus Forfoite Forenikus from southern part Europe, good old Peloponnesius!
Linda Clemp: Oh, it's wonderful! What did you expect, Auntie?
Henrietta Clemp: Nobility running around: a duke, an earl, a marquis. I want to hobnob with nibs, I want to run shoulders with royalty. I want a title.
Harvey Clemp: How about "Came the Dawn"?
Henrietta Clemp: [sighs] Oh!
Harvey Clemp: Sorry, but I didn't catch the name.
Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: I am Grand Royal Duke. Spiros Demitros Nicolaus Forfoite Forenikus.
Harvey Clemp: Beg pardon, I still didn't get the name?
Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke: Oh, it's very easy, is most simplicity: I am Grand Royal Duke Spiros Demitros Nicolaus Forfoite Forenikus.
Harvey Clemp: Oh, well let it go.
Harvey Clemp: [to a butler mixing drinks in a cocktail shaker] Mixing a cocktail? You picked a nice night for it.
Harvey Clemp: [Harvey goes to the patio, where Jaguar Woman climbs down from a balcony] Careful, you'll scratch your face.
Harvey Clemp: [Jaguar Woman climbs down the trellis] Rather an informal entrance, isn't it?
The Jaguar Woman: That is nothing! He thinks he can keep me away from his party, eh? The dirty such-and-such, and so-and-so, and this-and-that, oooh!
Harvey Clemp: Those are strong words, stranger.
The Jaguar Woman: Wait till I get a hold of him! I'll show him how strong I am! I take hold of his throat, like this...
[Jaguar Woman wraps her arms around Harvey's neck, showing how she plans to strangle Jimmy]
Harvey Clemp: I'd hate to be in his shoes.
The Jaguar Woman: [Jaguar Woman lets go of Harvey's neck] Say... I kind of like you. Come here!
Harvey Clemp: Ahem.
The Jaguar Woman: Harvey, you're back, eh?
Harvey Clemp: What a night, the moon is so mellow and the fragrance of your hair - Let me give you what is commonly known as the works.
The Jaguar Woman: [Harvey puts his arms behind Jaguar Woman and over her chest] What's the matter with you, are you going crazy?
Harvey Clemp: I don't seem to have the right purchase.
Harvey Clemp: [Jaguar Woman throws Harvey over the patio railing, he lands in a flower bed] I still like the old oil game best.
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Characters on Hollywood Party (1934)
- The Jaguar Woman
- Henrietta Clemp
- Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke
- Producer Buddy Goldfarb
- Robert Young
- Bob Benson
- Linda Clemp
- Female Party Guest
- Male Party Guest
- Mrs. Jimmy Durante
- Autograph Seeker (Moe)
- Autograph Seeker (Larry)
- Autograph Seeker (Curly)
- Scientific Pedant
- Jane in Schnarzan Sequence
- Jake the Cabbie
- Female chorus singers
- African tribesmen chorus
- Singer of "The Hot Chocolate Soldiers"]
- Singer of "The Hot Chocolate Soldier"]