Harry Turner Quotes in Extraction (2015)

[last lines]

Victoria: [answers phone] Where are you?

Harry Turner: In the office.

Victoria: It doesn't sound like the office.

Harry Turner: Okay. Maybe I'm visiting an old friend.

Victoria: Are you gonna be able to handle this one without me?

Harry Turner: Wait, you aren't coming?

Victoria: Shit's about to get complicated.

Harry Turner: I like complicated. Easy's boring.

[watches Drake get into a car and blows it up]

Victoria: [to biker] Put the gun down!

Harry Turner: [laying on pool table] Well, shit!

Victoria: I missed you, too.

Harry Turner: Chester, I give you my SOLEMN word. THIS time it's not dangerous.

Chester Babcock: Not dangerous?

Harry Turner: No.

Chester Babcock: That's what 'cha said when you shot me out of a cannon, when you dropped me in a tank with an octopus, when you had me wrestle a gorilla. It's not dangerous! I'm not goin'. I'm through. I've had it. So forget it, *Charly*!

Harry Turner: [hands Chester a hand mirror] Who's that?

Chester Babcock: [seeing his reflection] I don't know, but gimme a stick and I'll kill it.

Chester Babcock: Why do you suppose they're sending *us* up?

Harry Turner: They wanna find out if it's gonna be safe for the apes.

Chester Babcock: Oh.

Chester Babcock: [espying Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra] The Italians have landed!

Harry Turner: That's the grape and the twig, isn't is?

Chester Babcock: Yeah, and they got the bar open.

Harry Turner: Let's break it up.

Chester Babcock: Those tourists.

Harry Turner: An hour ago she flipped over me. I don't dig it.

Chester Babcock: Well, that's understandable. An impressionable young thing falls for an elderly fellow. She probably thought you were a father figure.

Harry Turner: Father figure?

Chester Babcock: Yes, then she took another look and found out you had your father's figure.

Diane: There must be some sensible solution to this problem.

Harry Turner: Well, of course there is. Two fellas, one girl. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, you come to my house.

Chester Babcock: Yeah. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, my house.

Diane: What about Sunday?

Chester Babcock: Everbody rests.

Harry Turner: Well, don't get sore at me. It's just a plot point.

Harry Turner: Don't I always get you the best medical attention available?

Chester Babcock: Yeah, like that doctor you got me in Bombay last month.

Harry Turner: How was I going to know he was an elephant doctor?

Chester Babcock: You should have known by the size of his thermometer.

Harry Turner: Yes, was a bit large.

Chester Babcock: When he shook it, I was still on it.

Harry Turner: Happy landings, buster!

Chester Babcock: I don't know what you're so happy about. You're not mentioned in my will.

Indian Neurologist: [examining Chester] Ugh!

Harry Turner: What is it, Doctor?

Indian Neurologist: Terrible heartburn. Oh, dear, put too much curry in my corn flakes, you understand.

Harry Turner: You got a mind like a sponge.

Chester Babcock: Yeah, don't get any ideas about squeezing it, either.

Diane: Are you sure you're not pulling my leg?

Harry Turner: Business first, fun and games later, mm?

Harry Turner: [gazing out an airplane window] There she lies, Chester - Hong Kong.

Chester Babcock: Yeah, what a monument to fried rice.

Chester Babcock: Hey, we're UNDER water! That's the ocean!

Harry Turner: So?

Chester Babcock: So? We spring a little leak, we'll drown.

Harry Turner: Well, you don't have to worry. You got a built-in snorkel.

Chester Babcock: [seeing a shark outside the porthole] Looks like he just ate Lloyd Bridges.

Harry Turner: Don't worry. They don't eat people.

Chester Babcock: How about actors.

Harry Turner: We're safe.

Harry Turner: Chester, search your secret soul. Ask your patriotic conscience what to do.

Chester Babcock: I already did.

Harry Turner: What'd it say?

Chester Babcock: "Yankee, go home."

Harry Turner: How do we get out of here?

Diane: The submarine. I can handle it.

Chester Babcock: I know. I read the script.

Harry Turner: Those guys mean business. They're killers, murders.

Chester Babcock: Besides that, they're unfriendly.