Harry Sanborn Quotes in Something's Gotta Give (2003)

Harry Sanborn: Some people consider rap poetry.

Erica Barry: C'mon, how many words can you rhyme with bitch?

Julian Mercer: Look who's answering the door!

Harry Sanborn: Look who's at the door!

Erica Barry: You know what, Harry. If it's all right with you, I'd like to be friends.

Harry Sanborn: Friends? I'm not ready to be your FRIEND!

Erica Barry: Fine, I understand.

Harry Sanborn: And anyway, do you really buy that horseshit that a man and a woman can be friends after they've had sex?

Erica Barry: I'm friends with my ex-husband but then again, we didn't just have sex.

Harry Sanborn: We didn't just have sex either.

Erica Barry: Then what was it? I'd love to know.

Harry Sanborn: Can I email it to ya when I figure it out?

Erica Barry: I DO like sex!

Harry Sanborn: You certainly do.

Harry Sanborn: I love ya.

Erica Barry: Well, I love you too! If that's what you said. I don't know if it ends in a 'ya' if it's a true 'I love you.'

Harry Sanborn: You're not like anybody.

Harry Sanborn: I think I'm entering into another phase with this thing. I'm mad at you.

Erica Barry: I think I'm mad at you too.

Harry Sanborn: Good, because I don't LIKE thinking about you all the time and worrying about how you are...

Erica Barry: You... worry about ME?

Harry Sanborn: Yes, honey. The schmuck, who deserves to die, worries about you. Sometimes worrying about you feels like a full-time job.

Erica Barry: Well I'm doing just fine, so you don't have to work that shift anymore!

Harry Sanborn: I can't get past your damn turtleneck.

Erica Barry: Cut it off!

Julian Mercer: The woman is really very brilliant, but she cannot hold her liquor.

Erica Barry: I like that about me.

Harry Sanborn: Me too.

[At the same time as Harry]

Julian Mercer: Me too.

Erica Barry: If I were writing this, this is where I would write "an awkward moment".

Harry Sanborn: Honey, if you were writing this, I'd be DEAD!