Harry Pfarrer Quotes in Burn After Reading (2008)

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Harry Pfarrer Quotes:

  • Harry Pfarrer: You work for Tuchman Marsh?

    Tuchman Marsh Man: Yes.

    Harry Pfarrer: Is that a law firm?

    Tuchman Marsh Man: No, a rock band - yes it's a law firm...

  • Harry Pfarrer: Go around the corner, we'll do it in the back.

    Katie Cox: You're so coarse.

    Harry Pfarrer: Back of the car... not the... rear-entry situation...

  • Harry Pfarrer: Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises?

    Linda Litzke: [cheerful] Well, I'm always open to new experiences.

    Harry Pfarrer: [walking downstairs] Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks.

    Linda Litzke: What is it?

    Harry Pfarrer: What is it?

    [pats the seat of the mechanism]

    Harry Pfarrer: You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and...

    [cycles the mechanism]

    Linda Litzke: Oh my God.

    [awed whisper]

    Linda Litzke: That's fantastic.

    Harry Pfarrer: It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap. See, I'd like to...

    [pause]

    Harry Pfarrer: ...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.

  • Harry Pfarrer: Oh my fuck... I just killed a fucking spook!

  • Katie Cox: Do you think that's enough carrots?

    Harry Pfarrer: What?

    Katie Cox: For the salad?

    Harry Pfarrer: You know you really are a negative person.

    Katie Cox: What?

    Harry Pfarrer: Yeah. I've tried to ignore it. To remain upbeat. You just can't help dragging everything down.

    Katie Cox: Harry, stop the foolishness and behave. You're not talking to one of your *shithole* buddies.

  • Harry Pfarrer: Maybe I can get a run in.

  • Harry Pfarrer: [Looks at floor] What is this? Pine?

  • Harry Pfarrer: Twenty years of Marshal Service, I never discharged my gun.

    Osbourne Cox: That sounds like something you ought to be telling your psychologist.

  • [repeated line]

    Harry Pfarrer: Well, hello!

  • Harry Pfarrer: Who the fuck do you work for, you fucker?

  • Osbourne Cox: Lactose Reflux? Do you mean Lactose intolerance or Acid Reflux? They're two different things!

    Harry Pfarrer: This is cheese, so... Lactose intolerance.

    Osbourne Cox: So you misspoke.

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