Harry Bob Quotes in Wagons East (1994)

Harry Bob: When I was ten years old, I killed my best friend, Tommy Hanley. All the folks in town thought he died of falling out a tree. But the fact of the matter is, I beat him with a club and drug him in the woods so's it'd look that way. Ha ha ha!

[thinks about it]

Harry Bob: I had no idea why I'd done it.

[beat]

Harry Bob: Ha ha ha, thank you Doctor, I feel better already!

Julian Rogers: I'd like to recommend one of my favorite authors to you - a woman named Jane Austen. This is a writer of just wonderfully exquisite prose. And, of course, as ou can see, it's a big damn book. Oh, "Pride and Prejudice". Harry Bob, I think you're going to get more than a run for your money out of this one.

Harry Bob: How much?

Julian Rogers: Well, I think two dollars is a fair price.

Harry Bob: Really.

Julian Rogers: Uh-huh.

Harry Bob: How much for just "Pride"?

Julian Rogers: Well, actually, one does hate to break up the set.

Harry Bob: All right, but I got to test it first.

[He tears out some pages from the book]

Harry Bob: Where's the outhouse?