Harold Melvin Quotes in The Grand (2007)

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Harold Melvin Quotes:

  • One Eyed Jack Faro: Building his stack . . . !

    Lainie Schwartzman: Yeah, guess I just put that little brainiac fucker back in the game.

    Harold Melvin: You have the vocabulary of a drunken spice miner and the hairstyle of an Arrakeen whore.

  • Harold Melvin: It is apparent that you have no concept of pot odds. There are a number of books available in the gift shop that explain it quite thoroughly. Also, you have corn in your teeth.

  • Harold Melvin: Maintain a perimeter, Ruth.

  • Harold Melvin: You should have gone all in three hours ago when your stack still meant something.

  • Harold Melvin: I was a two-to-one underdog, and the pot paid me 11 to 1. Not a bad risk return ratio. You played poorly.

  • Harold Melvin: It's so stupid that you don't use more efficient cooking utensils.

  • Harold Melvin: I have lived with my mother since I was born. I live with her because it is convenient and because it is difficult for me to take care of myself. I will probably be stuck with her for the rest of my life. Or the rest of her life. Because she's much older than me, she will die first.

  • Harold Melvin: Ruth, if I were a food critic, I would give your cooking five stars -- five stars that had each collapsed into a black hole and merged to form the largest black hole in the universe.

  • Harold Melvin: I knew you only had one pair. Your bet on the river was as transparent as a cloaked Romulan Bird of Prey.

    The German: Arschloch.

  • Harold Melvin: It is apparent that you have no concept of pot odds. There are a number of books available in the gift shop that explain it quite thoroughly.

  • Harold Melvin: [quoting Dune] It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

    Larry Schwartzman: Is that Rush?

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