Harmony Star Quotes in Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

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Harmony Star Quotes:

  • Harmony Star: Hey, Ernest, how did it go?

    Ernest P. Worell: It worked great. Victory is at hand. Now we have to move onto what I like to call "Plan B."

  • Restaurant Manager: Hey, wait! I think you forgot something.

    Harmony Star: Oh, no, mister, it's not me, it's my brother. He does this to me ALL the time. He takes me out, and he says he's got the money, and then we eat, and he says he's gotta go to the bathroom and he sneaks out just before the check comes in! And I'm left there with no money and this stupid look on my face, but I swear it won't happen again, so just let me go this one time, mister, OK?

    Restaurant Manager: Do you honestly expect me to believe that?

    Harmony Star: I swear, it's true! Oh, hey, look, it's my brother! See? There he is! Hey, Tommy!

    [runs away when the manager turns to look]

  • Harmony Star: There's no such thing! Think about it: a guy who flies around the whole world in one night. It just doesn't quite correspond to the laws of time and travel.

    Ernest P. Worell: Now, now, now, now, now, it's possible. You take the International Date Line, multiply it by the Time Zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the earth... uh, carry the 1, and, uh, allowing for the Vernal Equinox on the Tropic of Cancer, he might just pull it off.

  • Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': This is Ernest. I'm Santa Claus.

    [odd silence]

    Ernest P. Worell: Surprised?

    Harmony Star: Uh, no. No, not - not really.

  • Harmony Star: Ernest, I'm not really a morning person, so could you keep it down to a dull... roar?

  • Harmony Star: You're a sick man, Ernest.

  • Harmony Star: [to a boy telling his sister Santa isn't real] Where do you get off? Don't say that to her! There is too a Santa, and this is his magic sack!

    Lacy: If that's Santa's sack, why do you have it?

  • Harmony Star: [returning Santa's stolen toy sack, crying] I'm sorry.

    Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': Welcome back, Pamela.

    [hugs her]

    Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': I never doubted you would do the right thing.

    Harmony Star: Really?

    Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': Well... maybe just a little doubt.

    Harmony Star: [laughs] I just started thinking... about you, and Ernest... and just a whole lot of things... and I really got things figured out. I even called my mom.

    Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': She must have been worried about you.

    Harmony Star: Yeah... especially after I told her who I was with.

    [Santa laughs]

  • Harmony Star: [disguised as "Mindy, the governor's neice"; feigning disgust] Is this the way government REALLY works?

  • Harmony Star: [it starts to snow, in spite of the tropical climate] What's going on?

    Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': CHRISTMAS is going on!

  • Harmony Star: [after Ernest gets fired] Ernest, it was a dead end job anyway, it's nowhere working for a guy like that.

    Ernest P. Worell: If there hadn't been children present, it might have been a very ugly scene indeed.

    Harmony Star: Why didn't you just tell him you were robbed? This all could have been avoided if you'd just lied!

    Ernest's Boss: [tosses Ernest's tree out of the door after him, knocking him down] Merry Christmas!

    [laughs sadistically as Ernest lies face down on the pavement]

    Harmony Star: Ernest, you are in serious need of help.

  • Ernest P. Worell: [Vern opens the door] Ho ho ho, Vern! Merry

    [Vern slams the door on him]

    Harmony Star: I thought you said this guy was your friend.

    Ernest P. Worell: Oh Vern's just like that, he'll do anything for a laugh. Come on!

  • Ernest P. Worell: [after getting out of the taxi] That'll be $32.50.

    Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': Here you go.

    Ernest P. Worell: [notices the money] Hey, uh, this ain't real.

    Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': What?

    Ernest P. Worell: This money carries the likeness of one...

    [with funny faces]

    Ernest P. Worell: "Mr. Funtime".

    Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': Well I don't understand. I don't have much use for currency but I do like to keep some on hand, I just... oh my... last year, a 5 year old boy asked for a Mr. Funtime grocery store, I included a rather large amount of... play money. I suppose I must've gotten the two confused.

    Harmony Star: Dum de dum dum.

  • Harmony Star: [jumping into Ernest's cab and making him speed away from the restaurant where she skipped out on the bill] You see that guy back there? That's my mean uncle, he makes me work in his restaurant like a slave, he keeps me in the basement where there's rats and filth,and I finally just escaped, so please don't let him get me!

    Ernest P. Worell: [John Wayne voice] Well no need to fret, young lady, you're safe with us.

    Harmony Star: ...Thanks. By the way, my name's Harmony Star, remember that name, I'm going to be famous someday.

    Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': Oh this is Ernest, I'm Santa Claus.

    Ernest P. Worell: Surprised?

    Harmony Star: Uh, no, no not, not really.

  • Ernest P. Worell: Vern throws the greatest Christmas parties, of course we're a little early so we can help him decorate and set up the food. Maybe he'll have finger sandwiches and cheese balls and bean dip!

    Harmony Star: Well I hope he's got something I can eat and not just a lot of white sugar and red meat. You know I think red meat makes people overly aggressive and makes them like, kill people and stuff, knowhutImean?

    Ernest P. Worell: You're right as rain, pudding, pork's my meat.

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