Harley Quinn Quotes in Batman: Anarchy (2016)

Harley Quinn: We are all villains.

The Joker: Would you die for me?

Harley Quinn: Yes.

The Joker: That's too easy. Would you live for me?

Harley Quinn: Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?

[to SEALs]

Harley Quinn: Sorry. The voices.

[chuckles]

Harley Quinn: I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.

Amanda Waller: [narration] Before she ran off and joined the circus, she was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel. A psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. She was assigned to The Clown himself.

The Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?

Harley Quinn: I got you a kitty.

The Joker: So thoughtful.

Amanda Waller: [narration] She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.

The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor.

Harley Quinn: Anything. I mean, yeah.

The Joker: I need a machine gun

Harley Quinn: A machine gun?

Amanda Waller: [narration] Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.

Rick Flag: You disobey me, you die.

[Killer Croc growls]

Rick Flag: You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me... and guess what? You die.

Harley Quinn: I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.

Rick Flag: Lady, shut up!

[Harley smashes a shop window]

Rick Flag: Seriously? The hell's wrong with you people?

Harley Quinn: [takes a purse] We're bad guys. It's what we do.

The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!

Monster T: [looking at Harley dancing] Mmm. You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.

The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!

[whistles for Harley]

The Joker: Ooh, come to Daddy.

Harley Quinn: Puddin'!

[laughs]

The Joker: Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.

Harley Quinn: Well...

[barks at Monster T and laughs]

Harley Quinn: You're cute. You want me? I'm all yours.

Monster T: I don't want no beef.

The Joker: You don't want no beef?

[mocking]

The Joker: You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?

Harley Quinn: Why, what's wrong? You don't like me? Fine. Don't waste my time then.

Monster T: This is your lady.

The Joker: Look, are you enjoying yourself?

The Joker: No. That's your lady, Joker.

The Joker: That's right.

Harley Quinn: [at a bar] Whatcha having, K.C.?

Deadshot: Bloody Mary, right?

Killer Croc: Drink dulls the mind.

Harley Quinn: K.C., it's the end of the world. Have a drink with us.

Killer Croc: Beer.

Captain Boomerang: There he is. Give the man a beer.

Harley Quinn: How about you, hot stuff?

Diablo: Water.

Harley Quinn: That's a good idea, honey.

[pours water]

Harley Quinn: Ninja? You want some sake?

Katana: Whiskey.

Harley Quinn: Whiskey.

Deadshot: [points to shot glass] What am I, 12?

Harley Quinn: [to Katana] Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?

Captain Boomerang: [regarding Katana] Hey, well, you know what they say about the crazy ones.

Harley Quinn: Huh?

Amanda Waller: [narrating] And that was just the beginning.

[Joker and Harley drive crazily through Gotham City when Batman starts to follow]

Harley Quinn: Come on, Puddin'. Do it!

The Joker: Oh. We have got company.

Harley Quinn: Batsy, Batsy, Batsy.

Amanda Waller: [narrating] She's crazier than him. And more fearless.

[Batman leaps onto the roof of the car]

Harley Quinn: Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night!

[Harley attempts to shoot Batman through the roof]

Harley Quinn: [walks from a helicopter crash] What a ride!

[last lines]

Harley Quinn: Puddin'!

The Joker: Let's go home.

Deadshot: [Harley points gun] Whoa! Relax. It's me.

Harley Quinn: [long pause] You ever been in love?

Deadshot: Nah. Never.

Harley Quinn: Bullshit.

Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.

Harley Quinn: Another textbook sociopath.

Harley Quinn: You got all dressed up for me?

The Joker: Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.

Harley Quinn: Yeah?

Frost: Boss, we got a problem!

[the Joker's helicopter is struck by a missile]

The Joker: Huh? This bird... is baked. Okay honey, it's me and you.

Harley Quinn: Let's do it!

Harley Quinn: I'm bored. Play with me.

Griggs: Stay back. If she moves, fire her up, all right?

[to Harley]

Griggs: You gonna come down from there or what?

[Harley laughs and swings slowly down to the floor]

Griggs: Oh yeah, look at you.

[Harley lands and goes to the front of her cell]

Griggs: You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off of these bars.

Harley Quinn: What, these bars?

Griggs: Yeah. Those bars.

[Harley licks the bar]

Griggs: Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!

Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me.

Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.

Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.

Griggs: Oh man. I love you.

[on radio]

Griggs: Alpha One, hit her.

[Harley Quinn changes her clothes in public]

Harley Quinn: [sees everyone staring at her] What?

Deadshot: I don't like this, Flag.

Rick Flag: I don't like it either.

[Deadshot puts on his mask]

Harley Quinn: Pussy.

Deadshot: I will knock your ass out. I do not care that you're a girl.

Harley Quinn: [regarding Diablo] I love this guy.

Harley Quinn: Are you the Devil?

Amanda Waller: Maybe.

[Sees that Joker is about to drive through the railing, into the river]

Harley Quinn: Puddin'.

[Hysterically panicking as the car goes into to the water]

Harley Quinn: Puddin', I can't swim!

Captain Boomerang: [to Diablo] And the kids?

Harley Quinn: He killed them. Didn't you?

[pause]

Harley Quinn: Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen? Huh?

Deadshot: Hey, Harley. Come on.

Harley Quinn: What, you were just... Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal's a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!

Captain Boomerang: [yelling] Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.

Harley Quinn: We all are. We all are! Except for him.

[looks at Killer Croc]

Harley Quinn: He's ugly on the outside, too.

Captain Boomerang: Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.

Harley Quinn: Yeah, you are.

Harley Quinn: What, I got a hickey or something?

The Joker: Professor, could you pick up the pace?

[Harley receives text from the Joker, then moves towards his helicopter]

Deadshot: Harley!

The Joker: Hello, baby!

Amanda Waller: Kill her!

Rick Flag: Her nanite's disarmed!

The Joker: Come on, baby!

Harley Quinn: [seeing Enchantress building her weapon] Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right?

Rick Flag: Yeah. Why?

Harley Quinn: I'm off my meds.

The Joker: Question... Would you die for me?

Harley Quinn: Yes.

The Joker: That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?

Harley Quinn: Yes.

The Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.

[pause]

The Joker: Do you want this?

Harley Quinn: I do.

The Joker: Say it.

[pauses]

The Joker: Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...

Harley Quinn: Please?

The Joker: [impressed] Aw! God, you're so... good.

Harley Quinn: Why do you eat people?

Killer Croc: Gives me their power.

Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?

Killer Croc: Hell no.

Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?

Killer Croc: I don't want your crazy.

Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in a sewer.

Killer Croc: At least I know it's a sewer.

Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it. 'Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist.

[Killer Croc growls and starts to swing at Harley]

Diablo: Why?

Harley Quinn: Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.

Diablo: Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole. Don't fall in.

Harley Quinn: I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?

Enchantress: I can, my dear. Anything you want.

Harley Quinn: You promise?

Enchantress: Yes, child. You need only bow and serve beneath my feet.

Harley Quinn: I like what you're sellin', lady. There's just one teeny problem. You messed with my friends!

Harley Quinn: He married me!

Harley Quinn: Japanese, female. Mid-20s, 5'5", good health, athletic. And... An only child. With deep-seated father issues. Daddy wanted a son, so she has to hide behind a mask.

Katana: [removes mask] I am not... hiding.

Harley Quinn: Now, that was gangster!

Amanda Waller: Any other requests?

Harley Quinn: Oh! An espresso machine.

Killer Croc: B-E-T!

Harley Quinn: I'm not much of a joiner, but... maybe we should.

Deadshot: Hey! She's trying to take over the world.

Harley Quinn: So? What's the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us.

Deadshot: Hey, Harley!

Harley Quinn: [approaches Enchantress] Hey, lady? Um... I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?

Deadshot: Harley. Why don't you stop acting like a drunken stripper?

Harley Quinn: You wanna tell me what the hell is going on, then? 'Cause...

[sniffs]

Harley Quinn: I smell a rat.

Deadshot: If they don't blow our heads off, we'll have to fight our way out of this city. I need you to play nice with the other children.

Harley Quinn: And quietly return to my cage. Sure, okay. Hey, that's okay sellout. I get it. I get it. I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?

Harley Quinn: I gotta work on my cardio.

Killer Croc: [to everyone] Y'all don't mind, I got me a sewer to crawl back into.

Deadshot: Yeah, and I got some business to handle back in Gotham.

Harley Quinn: I'm going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?

Deadshot: Your ass is not driving.

Harley Quinn: Whee!

Griggs: Listen, you're being transferred. I don't know where you're going. It's from Mr. J.

[hands Harley a phone]

Griggs: You gonna tell him I took care of you?

Harley Quinn: You're so screwed!

[laughs]

Griggs: What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?

[to SEAL pushing him away]

Griggs: Get off me! Get Off me! Harley, what do you mean by that? Harley!

Rick Flag: Whoa, wait here. Please. I don't wanna give this dude a heart attack. Okay?

Harley Quinn: Aw, he's embarrassed of us.

Deadshot: Hey Flag. This dude better cure cancer after all of this shit.

Diablo: [to Enchantress] I can't change what I did.

[shouts]

Diablo: And neither can you!

Harley Quinn: He married me!

Diablo: It's not real.

Deadshot: I killed the Bat.

Diablo: Nah, homie. You don't want that.

Harley Quinn: What? I want that.

Diablo: She's trying to play games with you, man. It's not real!

Rick Flag: He's right. It's not real.

Harley Quinn: What is that? What is that? Who are you?

Technician: Stand by. Arming device.

Harley Quinn: Who are you? I don't know who you are.

Technician: Device armed.

Harley Quinn: Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you. Hey, I'm talking to you!

Technician: Ready.

[Harley screams]

Technician: Injection successful.

Technician 2: Location verified.

Harley Quinn: [to Deadshot] You're my friend, too.

Harley Quinn: [reaction to seeing Waller] No way.

Rick Flag: Let's go home.

Captain Boomerang: Yeah, let's go home. That sounds good. You guys wanna go home? Hmm? Or you wanna go back to prison?

Harley Quinn: I'm not going back to prison.

Captain Boomerang: What I'm saying is we kill the pair of 'em now before they kill us.

Amanda Waller: [holds Katana back] I got this. You all made it this far. Don't get high-spirited on me and ruin a good thing.

Killer Croc: I like her.

Harley Quinn: Puddin'!

[kisses the Joker]

Harley Quinn: You got all dressed up for me?

The Joker: Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.

Enchantress: I've been waiting for you all night. Step out of the shadows. I won't bite.

Harley Quinn: Hmm.

[Harley starts to walk to Enchantress]

Rick Flag: What the hell? Grab her!

[Deadshot grabs Harley]

Enchantress: Why are you all here? Because the soldier led you? And all for Waller. Why do you serve those who cage you? I am your ally. And I know what you want. Exactly what you want.

Griggs: Prisoner, get down on your knees, Now! Down on your knees! Hands in the air! Turn around! Hands up high!

Harley Quinn: Hey, I'm cooperating. All right? This is me being cool.

Griggs: [to guards] Take her.

[Harley attacks the guards]

Griggs: Do not fire that goddamn weapon! Damn it!

[fires taser at Harley]

Harley Quinn: I'm known to be quite vexing...