Harley Keener Quotes in Iron Man Three (2013)

Tony Stark: So, uhh, who's home?

Harley Keener: Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.

Tony Stark: Hmm... which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it, here's what I need...

[pauses]

Tony Stark: A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.

Harley Keener: What's in it for me?

Tony Stark: Salvation. What's his name?

Harley Keener: Who?

Tony Stark: The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name?

Harley Keener: How'd you know that?

Tony Stark: I got just the thing.

[Stark ejects a flare canister from one of Mark 42's panels]

Tony Stark: This is a piñata for a cricket. I'm kidding, it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, press the button on top. It discourages bullying. Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal. Deal? What'd you say?

[Stark tries to make Harley grab the canister]

Harley Keener: Deal.

[Stark gives Harley the canister]

Tony Stark: What's your name?

Harley Keener: Harley. And you're...

Tony Stark: The mechanic. Tony.

[pauses]

Tony Stark: You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?

Harley Keener: Admit it, you need me. We're connected.

Tony Stark: What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, keep your trap shut, guard the suit, and stay connected to the telephone, 'cause if I call you, you better pick up.

Tony Stark: [about to get in car] Can you feel that? We're done here. Move out of the way or I'm gonna run you over. Bye, kid.

[Tony gets in car, but Harley continues to stand next to it. Tony rolls down window]

Tony Stark: I'm sorry, kid, you did good.

Harley Keener: So you're just gonna leave me here? Like my dad?

[Tony pauses]

Tony Stark: [Casually] Yeah.

[Tony pauses again]

Tony Stark: Wait, you're guilt tripping me aren't you?

[Harley buries head in coat]

Harley Keener: [Innocently] I'm cold.

Tony Stark: [Mimicking Harley] I can tell. You know how I can tell?

Tony Stark: [Sarcastically] Cause' we're connected!

[Tony drives away]

Harley Keener: [Normal voice] It was worth a shot.

[Stark sits down and attempts to remove the microchips from his left forearm when Harley suddenly appears at the front door, aiming his potato gun at him]

Harley Keener: Freeze!

[Stark drops the pliers]

Harley Keener: Don't... move!

Tony Stark: [Raises hands] You got me.

[Stark looks at the potato gun]

Tony Stark: Nice potato gun. Barrel's a little long. Between that and the wide gauge, it's going to diminish your FPS...

[Harley shoots a bottle off a column]

Tony Stark: And now you're out of ammo.

Harley Keener: What's that thing on your chest?

Tony Stark: It's a... electromagnet. You should know. You've got a box of them right here.

[points at box on table]

Harley Keener: What does it power?

[Stark points the table lamp toward the Mark 42 armor sitting on the couch]

Harley Keener: Oh my God!

[Harley approaches suit]

Harley Keener: That's... is that... Iron Man?

Tony Stark: Technically, I am Iron Man.

Harley Keener: Technically, you're dead.

[Harley hands Stark a newspaper with the headline of the destruction of Stark's mansion]

Tony Stark: Valid point.

Harley Keener: What happened to him?

Tony Stark: Life. I built him. I take care of him. I'll fix him.

Harley Keener: Like a mechanic?

Tony Stark: Yeah.

Harley Keener: If I was building Iron Man and War Machine...

Tony Stark: It's Iron Patriot now.

Harley Keener: That's way cooler!

Tony Stark: No it's not.

Harley Keener: Anyways, I would have added in, um, the retro...

Tony Stark: Retro-reflective panels?

Harley Keener: To make him stealth mode.

Tony Stark: You want a stealth mode.

Harley Keener: Cool, right?

Tony Stark: That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one.

[Harley accidentally breaks off one of Mark 42's fingers]

Tony Stark: Not a good idea.

Harley Keener: Oops.

Tony Stark: What are you doing? You gonna break his finger? He's in pain. He's been injured. Leave him alone.

Harley Keener: S-sorry.

Tony Stark: Are you?

[pauses]

Tony Stark: Don't worry about it. I'll fix it.

Tony Stark: Think about it. Six dead. Only five shadows.

Harley Keener: Yeah, people said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven. Except the bomb guy. He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five.

Tony Stark: You buy that?

Harley Keener: It's what everyone says.