Harley Davidson Quotes in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)

Harley Davidson: It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool.

Harley Davidson: We're gonna jump.

Marlboro: Are you out of your fuckin' mind?

Harley Davidson: C'mon, it's the only way.

Marlboro: Uh-uh.

Harley Davidson: You're gonna get shot up here.

Marlboro: Well, you're gonna get squashed down there.

Harley Davidson: I'd rather be squashed than shot.

Marlboro: Not me.

Harley Davidson: Fine, then.

[punches Marlboro]

Harley Davidson: I owe you that.

[Jumps off building into pool below]

Marlboro: I hate you for this... I fuckin' hate you for this.

[Jumps]

Marlboro: I HATE YOU HARLEY... Oh shit!

Harley Davidson: Some rush, eh?

Harley Davidson: I kicked his ass before.

Marlboro: That was in 3rd grade, and Jack had a broken arm.

Harley Davidson: Yeah, but I'm the one that broke it.

Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.

Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?

Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.

Guard: [Harley and Marlboro are robbing an armoured car] Who are you guys?

Marlboro: Well, he's Harley Davidson, and I'm the Marlboro Man.

Guard: You look like a bunch of two-bit hoods to me.

Harley Davidson: [the car's trunk explodes] Now does that look like the work of two-bit hoods?

Guard: Yeah. Pros would've used my keys.

[Harley and Marlboro look at each other]

Harley Davidson: Well, he likes to blow things up.

Marlboro: [Walking along brightly lit Las Vegas strip] I hate this fucking town.

Harley Davidson: Hey, man, you don't know anything about this city.

Marlboro: I grew up here, you dumb bastard.

Harley Davidson: I didn't know that.

Marlboro: Yeah, well, what you don't know is a lot.

Harley Davidson: You mean to tell me that real cowboys - I mean shit-kicking rodeo cowboys - come from Vegas?

Marlboro: Some of the best. Perhaps even ONE of the best.

Harley Davidson: [after wishing Marlboro "Happy Birthday"] How does it feel to be an old man?

Marlboro: The older the bull, the stiffer the horn.

Harley Davidson: Looks like you jumped on the wrong horse there cowboy! In case you didn't notice, you're the only cowboy in this place.

Big Indian: He ain't a cowboy, he's more like a pretty boy.

Harley Davidson: You know, if I had a nickel for every time some piece of shit pointed a gun at me I'd be a rich man.

Harley Davidson: I can take care of the bike, but I can't take care of the bitch.

Harley Davidson: You know, this really pisses me off. Your store has such nice clean filtered fresh air and it just takes a couple of scumbags to stink it up.

Suzie: [Harley has saved her mini-mart from being robbed] Hey mister... What's your name?

Harley Davidson: Harley. Harley Davidson.