Hardy Bassett Quotes in Oddballs (1984)

Jennifer: I can be social director.

Hardy Bassett: But we already have a social director honey, Billy Wankey.

Jennifer: Billy Wankey! He's a convicted child molester!

Hardy Bassett: ...and he'll work for free.

Hardy Bassett: Can someone call me an ambulance?

Kids: You're an ambulance!

Laylo Nardeen: I'm not sure I understand sir?

Hardy Bassett: Well th... the moral of... the moral of the story is, don't sniff airplane glue when you're young, It... It's bad for your memory.

Hardy Bassett: And incidentally I'm having a terrible time with my memory, I cant remember one thing from one second to the next!

Laylo Nardeen: How long have you had that problem?

Hardy Bassett: What problem?