Hardcase Williams Quotes in Lust in the Dust (1985)

Father Garcia: Do not be afraid, my son. They will not shoot while I am beside you.

Hardcase Williams: Hah! Don't count on it, Father. It's a good day for me when I get to kill a priest!

Father Garcia: I'll be in the church.

Hardcase Williams: Hey! Be careful with those scissors.

Marguerita Ventura: [sticks scissors up against his crotch] Okay big boy, one move out of you, one lie, and I'll be wearing your jinglebobs for earrings. Nod if you follow my drift.

[Big Ed comes in the room to see Hardcase Williams tied up and naked on the bed]

Big Ed: Mr. Williams, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Hardcase Williams: Think nothing of it. It's just an early morning condition. A lot of men get it. Would you untie me?

Big Ed: [impressed by his erection] Oh, my goodness!

Hardcase Williams: Lady, this is no time to be pointing an accusing finger.

Big Ed: At least it's only my finger that's pointing!