Harbour Quotes in Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself (2002)

Harbour: Wilbur. When you were dead... what was it like?

Wilbur: Harbour, you've got a hangover. You're not going to die.

Harbour: Of course not. I know that. But what was it like?

Wilbur: What do you mean?

Harbour: Is there anything there? Is there some kind of huge white light?

Wilbur: It's as dull as ditchwater. There's nothing. Just blackness and utter silence. It's a bit like being in Wales.

Horst: Why don't we go down to my office? I think I've got a bottle of bourbon somewhere.

Harbour: Do you think alcohol is a good idea if my liver count is as high as it is?

Horst: It won't make any difference.

Harbour: She'll have hers to go.

Wilbur: You know, it gets more and more humiliating every time I survive. Why did you have to crash in? Why do you always stick your nose in?

Harbour: But you phoned!

Alice: Don't you have a pair of scissors?

Harbour: No. We don't dare have anything sharp around. I've got a wee brother.

Alice: What does the psychologist say?

Harbour: Seems upset. Wilbur threw Brussels sprouts at him in the cafeteria.

Doctor: [talking to Harbour about his health] I asked our senior psychologist to pop in just so he's kept in the picture.

Harbour: In the picture?

Doctor: As to the best way to tell you about this.

Harbour: Oh. I know Horst well. My brother wants to kill himself.

Harbour: Fatima's mother was completely calm. Seems the whole family's named Fatima except for her younger brother Bob.

Alice: He's read the complete works of Enid Blyton aloud to Mary.

Harbour: Poor child.

Harbour: You should never do roast duck according to a cookery book. Never.

Harbour: It's nice that people can get together when they don't have anyone else.