Harald the Missionary Quotes in Erik the Viking (1989)

Harald the Missionary: Listen. I've been in this dump for sixteen years and I haven't made a single convert...

Snorri the Miserable: There was Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife. You converted HER.

Harald the Missionary: Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife became a Buddhist, not a Christian.

Snorri the Miserable: Same thing, isn't it?

Harald the Missionary: No, it is NOT.

Harald the Missionary: You know, my son, our lord said...

Snorri the Miserable: Your lord.

Harald the Missionary: Quite... my lord said: "The Prayer of Faith shall have the sick."

Snorri the Miserable: I hope the Dragon of North Sea gets you and your lord.

Harald the Missionary: Darkness and ignorance...