Hanson Quotes in 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)


Hanson Quotes:

  • [after Hanson was held at gunpoint]

    Hanson: You make me laugh, you know that? I can't imagine what goes through that sick fuckin' mind of yours. Sometimes I actually think you believe you're the King himself. You know that? And what is it with those sideburns anyway? I glued mine on for the job. For you, it's an actual lifestyle choice. It's fucking sad, man.

    Murphy: Nevertheless, I do know the golden rule.

    Hanson: And what's that, sweetheart?

    Murphy: Fuck the gold.

    [Murphy shoots Hanson in the leg]

    Murphy: He who has the nickel plating makes the rules.

  • Hanson: What is it about Jean that draws all the ladies?

    Sanson: If you ask me, it's the accent.

    Grandis: That accent's phonier than a three pound note!

    Hanson: I kinda like it.

  • Dwight Hartman: Okay, thanks, "Handyman".

    Hanson: I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.

    Dwight Hartman: Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand."

    [starts clapping]

    Hanson: Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a "standing ovation?"

    Dwight Hartman: Why don't you "lift me up?"

    Hanson: Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?

    Dwight Hartman: Hey you can kiss my grits!

    Hanson: I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. "Walk" away.

  • Hanson: [laughs] My germs.

  • Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.

    Shorty Meeks: Helloo... Cindy.

    [Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]

    Cindy Campbell: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!

    Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!

  • Hanson: All right, who's ready for a wing?

    Dwight Hartman: Yours or the turkeys?

  • Hanson: [while reaching out to Dwight who is hanging from the third floor window] Here! Take my hand!

    Dwight Hartman: NO! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! Give me your OTHER hand!

  • [backing into the room Cindy has just walked into]

    Hanson: Ahh, watch, my fanny's coming through... watch it, make room for fanny...

  • Hanson: Hiawatha!

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