Hanson Quotes in 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)

[after Hanson was held at gunpoint]

Hanson: You make me laugh, you know that? I can't imagine what goes through that sick fuckin' mind of yours. Sometimes I actually think you believe you're the King himself. You know that? And what is it with those sideburns anyway? I glued mine on for the job. For you, it's an actual lifestyle choice. It's fucking sad, man.

Murphy: Nevertheless, I do know the golden rule.

Hanson: And what's that, sweetheart?

Murphy: Fuck the gold.

[Murphy shoots Hanson in the leg]

Murphy: He who has the nickel plating makes the rules.

Hanson: What is it about Jean that draws all the ladies?

Sanson: If you ask me, it's the accent.

Grandis: That accent's phonier than a three pound note!

Hanson: I kinda like it.

Dwight Hartman: Okay, thanks, "Handyman".

Hanson: I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.

Dwight Hartman: Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand."

[starts clapping]

Hanson: Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a "standing ovation?"

Dwight Hartman: Why don't you "lift me up?"

Hanson: Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?

Dwight Hartman: Hey you can kiss my grits!

Hanson: I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. "Walk" away.

Hanson: [laughs] My germs.

Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.

Shorty Meeks: Helloo... Cindy.

[Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]

Cindy Campbell: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!

Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!

Hanson: All right, who's ready for a wing?

Dwight Hartman: Yours or the turkeys?

Hanson: [while reaching out to Dwight who is hanging from the third floor window] Here! Take my hand!

Dwight Hartman: NO! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! Give me your OTHER hand!

[backing into the room Cindy has just walked into]

Hanson: Ahh, watch, my fanny's coming through... watch it, make room for fanny...

Hanson: Hiawatha!