Hans Klopek Quotes in The 'Burbs (1989)

[looking at photo]

Mark Rumsfield: Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?

Hans Klopek: No, it came with the frame.

Mark Rumsfield: [mocking] It came wit de frame?

Mark Rumsfield: Rumsfield's the name. Don't think I caught yours, sonny?

Hans Klopek: H-H-Hans.

Mark Rumsfield: Hans! Oh-ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?

Mark Rumsfield: Hey... Pinocchio! Where are you going?

Hans Klopek: [runs away and slips on dog poop]

Mark Rumsfield: [runs, slips and falls on poop too; then grabs him] Don't you make a move sonny. I was eighteen months in the bush and I could snap your neck in a heartbeat.

Hans Klopek: Sardine?

Bonnie Rumsfield: I'm trying to cut back.