Hanky Royce Quotes in Gordy (1995)

Jinnie Sue McAllister: We saw the way that man treated you. Taking charge of your mom.

Hanky Royce: He's her new boyfriend.

Jinnie Sue McAllister: Boyfriend?

Hanky Royce: My folks are divorced.

Jinnie Sue McAllister: Well, how come you don't live with your dad?

Hanky Royce: Grandpa gave him his choice: Money or me. He took the money.

Jinnie Sue McAllister: Well, a single parent's better than none. My mom's long gone up to heaven. And look at this poor piglet, he's lost his whole family.

Gilbert Sipes: How's our little guy?

Jessica Royce: Much better. Thank heaven.

Gilbert Sipes: The place is crawling with reporters. They all want interviews for the morning shows... with the pig.

Hanky Royce: Where is he?

Jessica Royce: Hanky keeps asking for the pig.

Gilbert Sipes: Oh, I just saw them in the hallway. The pig, the father, the little girl. I told them Hanky wasn't to be disturbed.

Hanky Royce: I'd like to see him, please.

Brinks: Your empire, sir. Would you like me to read off the list?

Hanky Royce: Yes, please, Mr. Brinks.

Brinks: [he reads off the list] Hero pig Breakfast food division. Sweet pops, Sugar tarts, Fudgy flakes.

Gordy: Hey, Hanky. Why don't we make natural foods? They're better bound for people's health.

Hanky Royce: He says change it to natural foods.

Brinks: He says?

Hanky Royce: The boss says he wants fresh foods. Wheat, oats and fruit. Get rid of all the chemicals and artificial junk.

[Brinks takes notes]

Brinks: Yes, sir.

Hanky Royce: What else is he in charge of?

Brinks: Hero Pig snack factories. Sofa Potato chips, Creamy dream cookies.

Gordy: Seem junk. Can't we change to something more wholesome?

Hanky Royce: The boss says he wants fresh foods like a real fruit drink and natural vitamins.

Brinks: This calls for a massive organization. I'll get a copy to Mr. Sipes, he'll get on it right away.

Cousin Jake: Well, you sure have come up for the world, Mr. Hero Pig. We've been seeing your smilin' face all over the map.

Luke MacAllister: What are you doing out here all alone?

Hanky Royce: We're heading north looking for Gordy's folks.

Gordy: Hanky's grandpa says you should always do what's right.

Cousin Jake: That's right, Hanky. Always mind your grandpa.

Hanky Royce: Hey, Cousin Jake, you understand piggy talk.

Cousin Jake: I kinda guess at what he's oinking.

Gordy: It's hard to tell if Cousin Jake's pure in heart or simple minded.

Hanky Royce: We've been waiting to ask you a favor, Grandpa. It's about his family. They're lost and he's worried sick. And he wants desperately to go look for them.

Father Pig: [flashback] I love you, Gordy!

Henry Royce: Gordy wants to go? Well, he can't. He's becoming a nation institution. People have taken Gordy into their hearts.

Gordy: Tell him I only wanted to do what's right.

Hanky Royce: He doesn't want to let anyone down, Grandpa. He only wants to do what's right.

Henry Royce: So it's all settled. Say no more about it.

Hanky Royce: She's really not that fat.

Gilbert Sipes: I demand a retest!

Henry Royce: Sorry, Sipes. The public has spoken. We'll sign Gordy to a lifetime contract.

Gilbert Sipes: Well, you think he looks cute now, but he'll grow into a hog before you know it. You think those pictures of Jessica look fat? We're talking lard city.

Henry Royce: I regret to say this, Sipes but my confidence in you is shaken. From now on, I'll supervise Gordy's publicity build up personally. We found our new image, Ladies and Gentlemen. From now on, Hero Pig brands is us.

Hanky Royce: They're still following us.

Gordy: Then we have to get out of here!

Hanky Royce: They'll grab us as soon as we get off. I don't know about you, but I'm getting kind of... scared.

Gordy: Don't worry, Hanky. We'll find a way.

Jessica Royce: Don't worry, Hanky. We'll find him.

Gilbert Sipes: I'm telling you, he's run away.

Jessica Royce: How do you know?

Hanky Royce: Gordy will never do that.

Jinnie Sue McAllister: Hank's right.

Gilbert Sipes: Hanky's wrong and it's about time he woke up. Your mother agrees with me.

Jessica Royce: I do not agree.

Gilbert Sipes: Forget Gordy. He's history.

Cousin Jake: [On the phone in front of the audience] Hello, this is Cousin Jake.

President Clinton: Hey there, Cousin Jake. This is the president calling from the oval office. Hillary and I heard about Gordy day there in Branson and we want to join in the celebrations.

Cousin Jake: Yes, sir, Mr. President. Just a minute. Gordy's right here.

[hands phone over to Gordy. He speaks through the phone speaking piggy talk. Audience laughs]

Cousin Jake: I'm sorry, Mr. President. He's speaking piggy talk.

President Clinton: I understand him fine, Jake. By the way, Gordy, we have surprise for you.

[Jake raises the phone toward the audience]

President Clinton: On behalf of the American people, it gives me great pleasure to unveil in your honor your very own postage stamp.

[postage stamp lowers. Cousin Jake hands microphone to Hanky]

Hanky Royce: Gordy says it's an honor, Mr. President. Thank you, sir.

President Clinton: First lady joins me and say good luck, God bless and so long for now.

Cousin Jake: So long, Mr. President.

[hangs up]

[last lines]

Cousin Jake: Meadowbrook farm. I guess we'll be saying goodbye.

Hanky Royce: Do we have to go, mom? Now that we've given Gordy his farm, he's inviting us to stay. Can't we, mom? Please?

Gordy: Please stay. There's nothing better than a happy family. Come on, say yes.

Luke MacAllister: If you say yes, I'll sure say yes.

Jessica Royce: Yes.

[Luke and Jessica kiss]

Hanky Royce: You deserve a reward, Gordy. If you can have anything in the world, what would you wish for?

Gordy: [Gordy was thinking about what Father pig told him] To find my family.

Hanky Royce: Where are they?

Gordy: They went somewhere pigs don't come back from. It's call up north.

Hanky Royce: Up north?

Gordy: What's that thing?

Hanky Royce: It's a map of the world?

Gordy: World? It looks more like a pumpkin.

Hanky Royce: Here's the United States of America.

[points at United States]

Hanky Royce: And here's where we are.

[points at where they're at]

Gordy: Pretty colors. Can you see where my folks are?

Hanky Royce: Don't worry, Gordy. We'll find them. We have a big day tomorrow.

Hanky Royce: But we're not running away when your family's in danger. You've got no choice. Besides, as soon as we find them, we can come back.

Gordy: But finding my folks is my problem, Hanky. Are you sure you wanna come with me?

Hanky Royce: What are friends for.

Hanky Royce: Is that your pig?

Jinnie Sue McAllister: His name is Pinky.

[Gordy squeals, Hanky and Jinnie Sue chuckle]

Jinnie Sue McAllister: I get the feeling, he's not too crazy about his name. What's yours?

Hanky Royce: Henry R. Royce. People call me Hanky.

Jinnie Sue McAllister: Please to meet you, Hanky. I'm Jinnie Sue McAllister.

[They shake hands]

Jessica Royce: Hanky, honey! Hanky!

Hanky Royce: I enjoyed our conversation. Hope I see you again, Pinky.

Jinnie Sue McAllister: Bye.

Jessica Royce: Wait, I remember your grandpa once told me that we own a processing plant in Omaha.

Hanky Royce: You mean a sausage factory?

Gilbert Sipes: I think you're mistaken, Jessica. There is no such plant. Mr. Brinks has the inventory sheet.

[to Brinks]

Gilbert Sipes: Show them.

Cousin Jake: What about this?

[takes folder from Brinks and hands it to Jessica]

Jessica Royce: [Looking at folder] Royce processing plant. 6 Colfax St. Omaha.

[Gilbert takes folder from her hands]

Jessica Royce: What are you doing?

Gilbert Sipes: This has nothing to do with Hanky's inheritance.

Jinnie Sue McAllister: Hey there, Hanky. We came to cheer you up.

Cousin Jake: Hiya, Hanky.

Hanky Royce: I'm sure glad to see you.

Luke MacAllister: Hi, I'm Jinnie Sue's dad. Well, she wants me to ask y'all if it'll be alright if Hanky has a pet.

Jessica Royce: A pet? Are you saying you want to give your pig to Hanky?

Jinnie Sue McAllister: Yes, ma'am. They seem to take it to each other. And Hanky told me he sometimes gets lonely and I'm sure a nice pig could cheer him up. Me and my dad, we're always on the move; playing all the time. You folks got the means to provide Pinky a nice home. I just want everyone to be happy.

Hanky Royce: Please, mom. I'll take good care of him.

Jessica Royce: I just don't know how to thank you, Jinnie Sue.

Jinnie Sue McAllister: You hear that? Your mom says it's ok.

Jinnie Sue McAllister: [to Gordy] I'll miss you, Pinky. Take good care of Hanky.

[hands Gordy to Hanky]

Jinnie Sue McAllister: Here you go. Now that he's yours, you can change his name if you want to. By, Hanky. I hope I'll see you again.

Hanky Royce: Thanks, Jinnie Sue.

Hanky Royce: Mom, we're back!

Jessica Royce: Hanky!

[rushes to Hanky and gives him a hug]

Jessica Royce: Hanky. Oh, baby, I've been so worried about you.

Brinks: Congratulations, Hanky. Consumer research is at your service.

Attorney: Congratulations, young man.

Gilbert Sipes: Oh, thank heaven. Our search has been successful. Hanky and Gordy safe and sound.

Hanky Royce: Gordy. Where are you, Gordy? Gordy.

[finds Gordy hiding in the costumes]

Hanky Royce: There you are.

Gordy: You know that thing in front of the camera? Mr. Sipes made him change it.

Hanky Royce: Change the lens? Why?

Gordy: I don't know, Hanky. But I think something funny is gonna happen.

Hanky Royce: Maybe we better change it back. Come on.

Hanky Royce: [after many successes] Grandpa would be proud of you, Gordy.

Gordy: Thanks, Hanky. But I really think it's time for me to get going and find my family. They could be in trouble.

Hanky Royce: You're right. Time's running out.