Hamilton Swan Quotes in Best in Show (2000)

Hamilton Swan: I remember what I was drinking when I met you. It was a grande espresso.

Meg Swan: That's right. And I thought that was really sexy.

Meg Swan: [Meg and Hamilton are talking about how they met at Starbucks] One day Hamilton gathered his courage and approached me...

Hamilton Swan: I remember, I was drinking a grande espresso.

Meg Swan: I know, and I remember I thought that was really sexy. I was drinking capuccinos... then I switched over to lattes... now it's double espresso macchiato...

Hamilton Swan: These days I'm a big chai tea/soymilk kind of guy.

Meg Swan: [gravely] Because of the lactose. You're lactose-intolerant now.

Hamilton Swan: Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?

Meg Swan: Is that not breathing?

Hamilton Swan: Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.

[When Beatrice goes to lick his face]

Hamilton Swan: Don't!... not the lips...

Hamilton Swan: Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks, look at me!

Hamilton Swan: You've got your Busy Bee! Do you want your Busy Bee?

Hamilton Swan: I'm now a big old tchai tea latte soy milk kind of guy.

Meg Swan: Mmm. Soy. Because of the lactose. You're lactose intolerant now.