Ham III Quotes in Space Chimps (2008)

Titan: Are you in alumimum clothes?

Ham III: Yes.

Titan: Are you in a rocket?

Ham III: Yes

Titan: In outer space?

Ham III: Yes.

Titan: Are you David Bowie?

Ham III: Uh... no.

Titan: Commander's log, space... the final frontier.

Ham III: Permission to speak commander.

Titan: Permission granted.

Ham III: You're a dork!

Luna: Chimps don't leave chimps behind.

Ham III: Yeah, but here's an idea: let's leave him.

Comet: What's your status?

Ham III: Single. But there's someone I've got my eye on.

Luna: Aw.

Ham III: It's Luna, in case you were wondering... Oh wait, are we talking about the mission status, here?

Houston: Yeah!

Ham III: Oh, well, everything's ok but we have no way to leave.

Houston: You still got the probe.

Luna: The probe? It wasn't designed to return to earth.

Titan: We'll just have to Chimprovize.

Ham III: You know, I kinda missed your stupid puns.

Titan: [laughs] Thank you.

Houston: Titan's right. You'll need a complete redesign.

Ham III: How do we do that?

Houston: Uuh, let me put you onto Comet.

Comet: First, you'll need to re-engineer the aerodynamic skeletal structure.

Ham III: Got it! Let me put you onto Luna.

Ham III: [after finding out the space ship doesn't really work] We're nothing more than guinea pigs.

Titan: Actually the guinea pigs are on the Mar's mission.

[cut to the guinea pigs on Mars, running in wheels]

Ham III: I knew I could never become a hero, so I became a clown

Ham III: [to Titan, after getting caught] Great plan!

Titan: Time to chimp it up!

Ham III: I know I said I missed your stupid puns but that was unacceptable