Haines Quotes in Carry on Cruising (1962)

[Haines, while looking for the kitchen, enters a small cabin]

Haines: Well, this isn't the kitchen!

Tom Tree: I should say not. It's the Captain's day cabin.

Haines: [Looks around:] Cosy, very cosy. I don't suppose you know where the kitchen is?

Tom Tree: Sorry, chum, I'm a stranger round here myself.

Haines: Another new face? You'll cop the lot!

[Haines exits]

Haines: [Haines, having come to sick bay for a sea-sickness cure, refuses to have an injection in his arm] I can't bear to see the needle going in, you see.

Doctor: Well, in that case there's only one other place for it to go. Drop 'em!

Haines: I'm not holding them, whatever they are!

Marjoribanks: I gather the Doctor means your trousers.

Haines: Oh. What!