Hadji Quotes in Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)

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Hadji Quotes:

  • Monster: Don't you talk about my mama.

    Hadji: I'll talk about your mama all I want.

    Monster: Hell, no! Yo mama so fat, she got every caterer on speed dial!

    Mocha: Ooh!

    Hadji: What? Uh-uh uh-uh. Yo mama so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.

    Monster: Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!

    Mocha: Ooh!

    Hadji: Yeah? Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once.

    Mocha: Whoo, haha.

    Monster: Yo mama so poor, on Hallowe'en, her trick was the treat!

    Hadji: Yo mama so poor, that your tits are real!

    Mocha: Oh no!

  • Hadji: [to Monster] What are you supposed to be, Robo-bitch?

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