Habib Quotes in Postal (2007)
Habib Quotes:
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[as the Postal Dude flees from the Mob he arrives Habib's Lucky Ganesh where Habib and Nassira are cleaning the windows and jaywalk from Candidate Wells' blood]
Dude: Shit! Shit!
[points to the mob as he hides behind the door]
Mob Leader: Follow me! I know where he is!
[Habib points into the store]
Dude: Thanks.
[runs into the store and hides behind the counter]
Mob Leader: Hey, what direction did he go?
[Habib points to the street]
Mob Leader: That way!
[runs with the rest of the mob into the direction Habib showed him]
Nassira: Why did you help him?
Habib: Do you want to clean the windows again?
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Candidate Wells: All 3000 people who died in the World Trade Center attack were not heroes. They were bankers! People who would like nothing stand in the way of making a quick buck. Why are they heroes? Because they died? What about the 17 million Africans and Arabs who have died in civil wars since 9/11? Is a life only of value if the media are interested in reporting it?
[Spotting Habib]
Candidate Wells: And you, good sir. How many of your people have died in the Iraq war?
Habib: Please, sir. I just want some peace. So leave!
Candidate Wells: Now that's a citizen I like! A perfect candidate for a Fuck You!
Habib: [Offended] Fuck me? FUCK YOU!
Candidate Wells: Thank you!
Habib: YOU'RE WELCOME!
[Storms off in the store]
Candidate Wells: Now that's the spirit I like and THAT'S the way of the Fuck You Party!
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Habib: Minna, my beauty. What was the message this man Morel left for me?
Minna: He said that if he caught this piece of human filth, shooting at elephants again, he would kill him.
Habib: [laughs] He's a very spirited gentleman!
Minna: He meant every word of it.
-- Habib -
Habib: I always said life had a way with you idealists!
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Habib: [after Minna spits in his face] I don't mind - that's what the human face is made for, anyway.
-- Habib
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Characters on Postal (2007)
- Uncle Dave
- Uwe Boll
- Old Lady in Audience
- Officer Greg
- Officier John
- Blither
- Recorder
- Osama bin Laden
- Official Licenced Krotchy Doll
- Mohammed
- Mob Member
- Vince Desiderio
- Verne Troyer
- Super-Impose
- Mob Leader
- Nassira
- Asif
- Nabi
- Official Licensed Krotchy Doll
- Candidate Wells
- Morning show host Bob
- Harry the Wheelchair Guy
- Panhandler
- Bitch
- Ass-Kissing Employee
- George W. Bush
- Taliban
- Retarded Taliban
- D.O.O.M. member
- Osama Bin Ladin
- Other Talibans
- Reporter Gayle
- Security Guard #1
- Election Poster
- Sign on door to Taliban hide-out
- Speaker
- Mitzi