Gwendolyn Quotes in Bad Moms (2016)
Gwendolyn Quotes:
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Gwendolyn: I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law just joined ISIS and he's a Jew.
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Gwendolyn: [about Kiki] Oh my gosh, she just got her sadness all over me.
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Gwendolyn: In matters of utmost importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.
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Gwendolyn: Where questions of self-sacrifice are concerned, men are infinitely beyond us!
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Cecily, Gwendolyn: [speaking together] Your Christian names are still an insuperable barrier! That is all.
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Gwendolyn: Let us preserve a dignified silence.
Cecily: Certainly. It is the only thing to do now.
[Jack and Algernon begin serenading them]
Gwendolyn: This dignified silence seems to produce an unpleasant effect.
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Her mother: Mother is very busy to-day, dear. We'll try to have a little chat, to-morrow.
Gwendolyn: Why do my to-morrows never come?
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Gwendolyn: A school-room of my own is too big and lonesome. When my birthday comes, I can ask for what I like and it's going to be the Public School.
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Gwendolyn: I don't want to be shut up, in that old car! I hate riding! I hate the chauffeur! I want to walk on my feet!
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Gwendolyn: Mother promised to see me, just one little minute to-day.
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Gwendolyn: Now you've spoiled the best fight I ever had.
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Gwendolyn: It's my eleventh birthday. Be nice to me, Jane. I'm grown up. Won't you kiss me?
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Gwendolyn: Vinnie, if you fuck me on this, I'll have your balls for earrings.
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