Gwendoline Quotes in The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak (1984)

Willard: [Willard, Beth and Gwendoline are tied up at the Cheops's encampment] Gwendoline, have you ever made love?

Gwendoline: No.

Willard: I can't let you die without making love. Here, move as close as you can.

[They can't reach each other. Willard picks up a straw with his teeth and begins gently poking Gwendoline's face with it]

Gwendoline: Beth, how do you make love to a man?

Beth: Oh, Gwendoline, making love to a man is much easier than fighting five guards with your hands tied behind your back!

Gwendoline: Oh.

Beth: You remember the other night with Willard? Well it's the same thing but kind of not the same thing...

Gwendoline: I'm just worried that I'll get everything wrong!

Gwendoline: [Gwendoline and Willard are grappling over a precipice] Go on, let me fall! But it'll be your name I scream on the way down.

Willard: What?

Gwendoline: That's right, I belong to you body and soul.

[She falls]

Willard: Wait, Gwendoline, I don't say that kind of thing! No! Gwendoline, I love you!

Gwendoline: [She is squatting on an outcrop, smiling] I hope that was sincere!

Gwendoline: In the Yik Yak, isn't there an enormous crevice with smoking gas coming up through it?

Willard: Feel like dying?

Gwendoline: When I'm close to you, I feel safe!

Gwendoline: Tom, you come with me. And you... go take a bath. You stink.

Gwendoline: Is it a boa?

Willard: No, it's a goldfish.

Gwendoline: Ahh!

Gwendoline: How did you know?

Willard: Call it instinct. I'm infallible.

Gwendoline: Black, you help us; Red, you'll never see us again!

Gwendoline: He was wonderful, Beth. Big blue eyes! Long white hands!