Guy of Gisborne Quotes in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

[the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]

Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?

Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

Guy of Gisborne: Might I have the pleasure of your name, before I have you run through?

Guy of Gisborne: Harboring felons, are you, milady?

Marian: They're thieves, you imbecile. They're stealing my horses.

Guy of Gisborne: Lucky they didn't steal your virtue as well.

Friar Tuck: [singing drunkenly] Old King Richard's gone to war, loves his wine and warring/But for those of us who stay at home, there's only beer and whoring/Play the music, dance the day, think not on tomorrow...

Guy of Gisborne: FRIAR! I'm sure you shall find it much more difficult to sing with a sword in your gullet!

Friar Tuck: Yes, my lord.

[laughs, to himself]

Friar Tuck: You pig.

Guy of Gisborne: C'mon, damn you! There're only three of them!

Soldier: It's not the men we fear, sir. It's the evil spirits.

Guy of Gisborne: Robin of the Hood! Son of a devil worshipper! Your father died a coward, cursing your name and squealling like a stuck pig!

Azeem: You will bring no justice to your father by dying today.