Guy Lapointe Quotes in Yoga Hosers (2016)

Guy Lapointe: Haters have got to hate, like the douches have to douche. That's the life, right there in a nutshell.

Guy Lapointe: [with a heavy accent] I am Guy Lapointe. That is my name. Guy Lapointe. And I spend 20 years as the inspector of the Surete du Quebec. And but for the last 10 years of my life, I have been hunting an animal who is doing the masquerade as the man. I have been hunting this Howard Howe. Howard Howe, this elusive, uh... devil made of the flesh. This serial killer who makes the bringing of the blood and terror to the true north.

Guy Lapointe: I... Am very dedicated man and I have sacrificed my life. Too many marriages, any chance at happiness, and very likely, some may say, my, uh... sanity. All in the pursuit of this butcher of the men. And because of this, the solace of the sleep most of the time eludes me. But last night, after you call me, I sleep like the breast-fed baby. And I wake up this morning, in the morning, and I know that in my bones, my quarry is close. And he is so close that I can almost smell his shit. Pardon my French.

Guy Lapointe: The boys on the force nicknamed this killer "The First Wife,"because the first wife doesn't let you talk, she doesn't let you go anywhere, and she does not fuck you.

[no reaction from Ally and Teddy]

Guy Lapointe: See it's... And she don't fuck you.

[no reaction]

Guy Lapointe: It's... It's funnier if you've been married a few times.

Guy Lapointe: [revealing prior writing on a notepad by shading over it with a pencil] You see that?

Ally Leon: Wow... That's amazing.

Teddy Craft: They did it in The Big Lebowski.

Guy Lapointe: Do you know, that's exactly where I learned it from. Isn't that weird?