Guy in Bar Quotes in Team America: World Police (2004)

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Guy in Bar Quotes:

  • Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

  • [last lines]

    Guy in Bar: Keep singing and dancing like that, there's no way he was ever gonna win.

  • Guy in Bar: [During mid-season] You know, they could be a lot worse.

    Construction Worker: Ya know, these guys ain't so fuckin' bad.

    Groundskeeper #2: [In Japanese] They're still shitty.

  • Working Class Bar Patron: [Before the baseball season begins] Hey, Spring Training starts in a few weeks. What do you think how the Indians will do this year?

    Guy in Bar: It doesn't look too good.

    Construction Worker: They don't look too fuckin' good.

    Groundskeeper #1: [In Japanese] They're shitty.

  • Guy in Bar: [as the baseball season begins]

    [Looking in the newspaper at the Indians' starting lineup]

    Guy in Bar: Ricky Vaughn? Willie Hays? I haven't heard most of them. Mitchell Freidman?

    Construction Worker: Who are these fuckin' guys?

    Groundskeeper #1: [In Japanese] They're shitty.

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