Guy in Back of Theater Quotes in Trainwreck (2015)
Guy in Back of Theater Quotes:
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Steven: [whispering] Amy, is that wine in a box?
Amy: Mhmm. I have red too.
Guy in Back of Theater: What the fuck, is this guy ever going to shut up?
Amy: [drunkenly] Please watch the movie.
Steven: [whispering] Please stop. No, that's not right, don't do this to me.
Amy: Why is he yelling?
Steven: Listen, you always do this to me. You show up to these places, you put me in a situation... I'm a big guy - everybody wants to fight the big guy.
Amy: Yeah you are!
Guy in Back of Theater: Hey, Mark Wahlberg. Shut your bitch up.
Steven: Mar... Mark Wahlberg? Me?
Guy in Back of Theater: Who else looks like Mark Wahlberg? Your girl?
Steven: Mark Wahlberg is like 150 pounds! I'm 250 lean - I look like Mark Wahlberg *ate* Mark Wahlberg!
Guy in Back of Theater: Your muscles aren't the fuckin' problem; it's your yapping girlfriend!
Amy: [to Steven] Just say "fuck you".
Steven: I will *fuck* you! Alright? I will enter you!
Guy in Back of Theater: You're... you're gonna enter me? Did you hear what he said?
Amy: What are you talking about right now?
Steven: I'm just trying to intimidate him.
Amy: You're just talking about raping him.
Guy in Back of Theater: You're not about that life, champ. I can see it.
Steven: Oh, I am about that life. No no no, I will get *crazy* up in here! You like movies? We'll make a movie! We'll make "Mama Say Knock You Out" starring my fist and your dick hole!
Guy in Back of Theater: Oh, shit. What the fuck is wrong with this dude?
Woman in Back of Theater: He wants you.
Amy: Babe, your threats. I'm telling you, they're super gay.
Steven: Too sexual?
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Guy in Back of Theater: This has to be the corniest muscle white dude I've ever seen in my fuckin' life.
Steven: Okay, Koko B. Ware, you know what? You're being an asshole! Alright? You know what I do with assholes? I lick 'em!
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Steven: [to Amy] As I was turning off your phone, I got a picture of somebody's dick.
Guy in Back of Theater: It was mine!
Steven: Fuck you, Tone Loc! You wanna take it to the parking lot? Fine! If you can't find me I'll be the closest one on Grindr.
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