Guy Fontenot Quotes in Almost Heroes (1998)

Hunt: What I remembered the most were the animals.

Edwards: [smiles] Ah, the animals...

Hunt: Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful... that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. And that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see!" *Twice* when I was fishing...

Higgins: [Horrified] THERE'S AN ANIMAL NOW!

[everyone except Edwards and Hunt starts firing at the animal]

Higgins: We can't kill it! We're all dead! God save us!

Hunt: Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

[everyone stops firing. Hunt looks closely and sees that the animal is just a squirrel nibbling on an acorn]

Hunt: It's only a squirrel.

Pratt: He's got something in his hand!

Guy Fontenot: Something in his hand!

[they continue firing at the squirrel]

Guy Fontenot: Any man who look at my woman will die!

Guy Fontenot: He look in our tent! He look at my woman! He saw 'er breast.

Edwards: Her breast? You saw her breast?