Gustav Quotes in Why Him? (2016)

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Gustav Quotes:

  • Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.

    Gustav: You do.

    Laird Mayhew: Yeah.

    Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."

  • [about Danielle, who is hiding behind a haystack]

    Henry: You know her! Please, I must find her. Where is she staying?

    Gustav: Uh, I believe, your Highness, that she is staying with a cousin. The, uh, Baroness Rodmilla de Ghent.

    Henry: Hm. That does present a problem.

    Gustav: But, I do know that she is there. Alone. By herself. At this very moment.

    Henry: Excellent.

    [pause]

    Henry: Nice painting.

    [Henry rides off]

    Danielle: [emerging from hiding] Gustav, you horrible little *snipe*!

    Gustav: Did you hear? He likes my work!

    Danielle: And he is heading for my house!

    Gustav: Then I suggest you run.

  • Gustav: [as Danielle is about to change into a dress] Have you lost your marbles? Do you know what the punishment is... for servants who dress above their station? Five days in the stocks.

    Danielle: You'd do the same for me, admit it.

    Gustav: Me? Pretend to be a courtier? Prancing round like some nobleman when I've never been to court. And neither have you!

    Danielle: Then I won't recongnised. Hand me that gown so I can be on my way.

    [Gustav hands Danielle the gown]

    Gustav: They'll never buy it. You are too sweet.

    Danielle: And they'll never buy a servant with twenty gold francs either. I am Maurice's only hope.

    Gustav: And the Baroness, what did you tell her?

    Danielle: I am picking wildflowers. Gustav, can you still see her?

    Gustav: [he gazes out the window] They're buying a brooch.

    Danielle: Unbelievable. She ignores the manor, blames us for her debt... and still pretends to have money to burn. Don't you dare laugh. I'm coming out.

    [she steps out and looks stunning in her dress, Gustav is amazed]

    Danielle: The shoes are too big.

    Gustav: Nobody will be looking at your feet.

    Danielle: Yards of fabric and I still feel naked.

    Gustav: If you're going to be a noblewoman... you must play the part.

    [he raises Danielle's chin]

    Gustav: You look down to no-one.

    Danielle: I am just a servant in a nice dress.

    Gustav: Come.

    [he takes Danielle's hand]

    Gustav: We have to do something with that hair.

  • Leonardo da Vinci: Come, let's see these paintings of yours.

    Gustav: Now?

    Leonardo da Vinci: When you're as old as I am, son, now is all you've got.

  • Danielle: He is heading towards my house.

    Gustav: Then I suggest you run.

  • Gustav: And I suppose if you saw him again, you'd simply...

    Danielle: I would walk right up to him and say, 'Your Highness, my family is your family, please take them away!'

    Gustav: Good! Because here's your big chance, he's headed this way.

  • Gustav: Have you lost your marbles?

  • Himmel: You'd have to shoot me first.

    [Gustav shoots Himmel]

    Chubby: I can't believe you shot him.

    Gustav: Ah, he's wearing a bulletproof vest.

    Himmel: Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

  • [Leo, Gustav, and Himmer are driving in a VW Beetle]

    Gustav: Couldn't you have picked a better car?

    Himmel: I thought you'd like it. It's German.

    Gustav: Haven't you ever heard of BMW, idiot?

  • Gustav: [on seeing the boats lying on the dry bed of the canal] Why are they like that? What are they playing at?

  • Gustav: [fighting Schreck] Jesus Christus! Get this Scheißkopf off me!

  • Gustav: As a Swede, I am neutral.

    Friedrich: That probably makes you the most dangerous person on this ship.

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