Guppy Quotes in My Last Five Girlfriends (2009)

[Making out with Natalie, Duncan sees her toy elephant Guppy staring at her]

Duncan: WHAT?

Guppy: [talking] What's wrong?

Duncan: Well, what d'you mean?

Guppy: Ah, you're not into it. What's up?

Duncan: I can't help thinking...

Guppy: Don't THINK, just get on with it!

Duncan: I'm trying to, but all sorts of stuff's spinning around my head!

Guppy: Look, mate, take my advice: you just got to switch THIS off!

[points at his head]

Guppy: D'you think I would be able to do this if I thought about it? Huh? Do you, huh?

[walks on air, then thinks about what he just did and falls with a holler]

Duncan: I know, but it's all a bit...

Guppy: [climbing on the bed] A bit quick, yeah! Yeah, a little bit too easy?

Duncan: I suppose.

Guppy: Then this was so easy for you, and EVERY OTHER...

Duncan: I don't want to think about THAT, but I can't help it!

Guppy: Well then, you've got to stop!

Duncan: What?

Guppy: Yeah, yeah, just stop immediately! Tell her that you respect her far too much to continue having sex with her!

Duncan: Really?

Guppy: COURSE NOT, YOU MUPPET! Just enjoy it!

Duncan: Okay. Thanks, Guppy.

Guppy: Don't mention it.