Gunnar Jensen Quotes in The Expendables 3 (2014)

Toll Road: Heard you killed more people than the plague!

Doc: How 'bout that.

Gunnar Jensen: Why do they call you 'Doctor Death'?

Doc: Used to be a medic. But that was a long time ago.

Toll Road: So why'd you get locked away?

Doc: Tax evasion.

Toll Road: [looks at Gunnar's new gadget which is similar to Thorn's] What the hell is that?

Gunnar Jensen: What?

Toll Road: That computer strapped to your wrist.

Gunnar Jensen: [poker faced] Nothing.

Toll Road: That same thing you were busting that kid's balls about?

Gunnar Jensen: [embarrased] No, I had it for a while now.

Toll Road: Hah!

Toll Road: They got valet parking here?

Gunnar Jensen: [blasts a hole in the building with the tank gun] Yeah, there's some right here!

Gunnar Jensen: [looks at Thorn's gadget] What's this? Your toy, boy?

Thorn: You want to dance, big guy?

Gunnar Jensen: [about to fight Ying Yang] What do you wear, size 3? Bring it, happy feet.

Barney Ross: What the hell's he doing?

Lee Christmas: Hanging a pirate.

Barney Ross: Don't be ridiculous. Gunner! What are you doing?

Gunnar Jensen: Hanging a pirate!

Toll Road: That's seriously demented.

Yin Yang: This is no good.

Hale Caesar: Not that you'd feel it, but put one in Speed Racer's shoulder.

Gunnar Jensen: Warning shot!

Barney Ross: No!

Gunnar Jensen: [Fires his M79 Grenade Launcher at the pirate and blows him in half] Little low.

Gunnar Jensen: [Barney has just shot Gunnar after nearly killing Yang] You shot me.

Barney Ross: You were gonna kill him.

Gunnar Jensen: I was only trying to scare him.

Barney Ross: Don't put that on me, you never really liked him.

Gunnar Jensen: [Gasping] Hey, am I dying?

Barney Ross: Shot three inches above the heart.

Gunnar Jensen: [Groans] I'll take that as a yes.

[after crushing a man's head under his foot]

Gunnar Jensen: Insect!

Gunnar Jensen: Bury me right. And I want a Viking funeral.

Barney Ross: You mean where they put you in a boat and set you on fire, Viking?

Gunnar Jensen: That's right!

Barney Ross: You're night a Viking.

Gunnar Jensen: [Threatening The Brit] If you don't want that Fu Manchu knocked back into the 60's, you'd better keep your gum-chewing trap shut and show some respect!

Gunnar Jensen: Hey, nice bird!

Barney Ross: Gunner, last chance. Let him go or we're letting you go.

Gunnar Jensen: It's good to hang pirates. Old Viking custom.

Barney Ross: It isn't an old Viking custom at all.

James Munroe: First of all, I don't feel comfortable talking business with a giant carrying a shotgun.

The Brit: Pretty boy wouldn't give it up.

Gunnar Jensen: Not if you wanna know where they are.

James Munroe: What do you know?

Gunnar Jensen: I used to be one of them.

James Munroe: Why are you turning on them?

Gunnar Jensen: Lover's quarrel.

James Munroe: We settled on 50.

Gunnar Jensen: No, math whiz. We settle on 100 grand upfront, in my pocket!

Paine: The guy thinks he's a real badass.

Gunnar Jensen: Actually, I'm a horror show.

The Brit: This geezer's a bloody joke.

Gunnar Jensen: Life's a joke, SHITFACE!