Gunnar Quotes in Planet of the Apes (2001)

Limbo: [referring to cuffs] No, no, no, I don't need those anymore.

Gunnar: Says who?

Limbo: Says them! They tried to KILL me! Like I was nothing but a - miserable...

Gunnar: Human?

Gunnar: You're letting him go?

Captain Leo Davidson: No, he rides with us.

Limbo: Wha? Wha?

[whining]

Limbo: This is suicide!

Limbo: [after others move away] Only a human would think riding through an army encampment could work.

Gunnar: Slaves! Come earn your money! Yaaarh!

[runs down the hill and single-handedly slays Ulf Bloodaxe and all but one of his men]

Gunnar: Do you know what will cause your own death?

Magnus: Yes, something that no one would expect from a lawgiver... I will lie.

Gudrun: Magnus was right, the scar does protect Kjartan from the ghost.

Gunnar: But Ketils men don't have his luck. If they see the fire and go inside, the ghost will have meat for dinner.

Gunnar: Uh, how am "I" the mom?

Russell: Um... 'cause you have man-boobs, Gunnar. Isn't that obvious?