Gun salesman Quotes in Jumanji (1995)

Gun salesman: [to Van Pelt, who is purchasing a new gun] You're not a postal worker, are you?

Gun salesman: [Van Pelt hands an empty elephant gun shell to the gun store salesman] You know they stopped making these in 1903...?

Hunter Van Pelt: Damn. I'll be needing a replacement weapon.

George Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.

Gun Salesman: God bless you, young man.

George Kuffs: [to the camera] I always wanted a gun...

Gun Salesman: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.

George Kuffs: Got one that holds more?

Gun Salesman: No.

George Kuffs: I'll take two.

Gun salesman: Occupation?

Gina Hayes: Mother!

Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.

Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...

Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.

Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.

Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.

Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.

Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

John: This is just insane !

Gun Salesman: Insanity at it's finest .

John: This is just insane.

Gun Salesman: Insanity at it's finest.

John: Insanity sold.