Gulrez Quotes in Daawat-e-Ishq (2014)
Gulrez: What happened is that your Mr. Montu is a fraud. His bio-data said "fluent in English" but he says "bilu" for blue and "flim" for film. He asked me if I watch bilu flim. Tell me, Booji, how do I answer to that if his pronunciation of "blue film" is so wrong? And for education qualification, he wrote "degree from IIM." IIM means...?
Abdul Qadir: Indian Institute of Management.
Gulrez: International Institute of Mahbubnagar.
Gulrez: [to Montu] Mr. Bad-English-bilu-flim-fake-diploma-holder-Montu - you have wasted our time.
Gulrez: We'll use the law. First, we will change our name and appearance and post my photo and bio-data on a matrimonial site. Boys will line up to marry me. We will interview them and choose the most greedy scoundrel. I will marry him in a fake ceremony. The next day we will use 498a and file a dowry harassment case against the groom and his family. To avoid jail-time they will agree to an out-of-court settlement.
Abdul Qadir: [in English] One big size suit, please.
Hotel Receptionist: Sorry?
Gulrez: [in better English] One king-size suite, please.
Gulrez: As per our customs, boys and girls don't roam around openly before marriage.
Tariq: Then let's meet behind closed doors.
Gulrez: How dare you, Tariq Haider!
Tariq: Joke, madam. Joke.
Tariq: Arm-wrestle with me. Winner pays the bill.
Abdul Qadir: We're leaving. Come on.
Gulrez: [to Tariq] Okay. Let's see what you've got.
Abdul Qadir: No, Sania.
Tariq: It was a joke, madam. You're a very serious number. Was the curry too spicy?
Tariq: Simple wedding - like.
Abdul Qadir: Okay.
Tariq: Bride and groom solemnize the wedding themselves - like that, too.
Abdul Qadir: Okay.
Tariq: But make her my wife without knowing her - not like.
Abdul Qadir: Meaning?
Tariq: I need three days with your daughter.
Gulrez: Are you crazy?
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