Guest #4 Quotes in A Christmas Carol (2009)

Fred's Wife: [playing an animal guessing game] Is it a horse?

Fred: No.

Guest #3: A cow?

Fred: No.

Guest #4: A dog?

Fred: No.

Guest #5: An ass?

Fred: Well... yes, and no...

Fred's Wife: Oh, I got it, Fred! It's your Uncle Scrooge!

Fred: Yes!

Wife of Guest #4: We have to go - um - I'm having rather heavy period.

[awkward pause]

Guest #4: And... we... have a train to catch.

Wife: Yes... of course. We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeding over the seats.