Guardian Quotes in Terminator Genisys (2015)

[Sarah hugs Pops before going into the Time Displacement Equipment. Pops doesn't understand the meaning of a hug]

Guardian: That's a meaningless gesture. Why hold onto someone you must let go?

[Guardian stops his van in the middle of traffic and sees Sarah and Kyle being escorted by police nearby. A motorist behind him honks his horn]

Angry Driver: Move it, asshole!

Guardian: Bite me.

Sarah Connor: I've been trying to teach him to blend in.

Guardian: Hello Kyle Reese. It is nice to meet you.

[the T-800 "smiles"]

Kyle Reese: Are you kidding me?

Sarah Connor: I know it needs work.

Guardian: [to Reese] Protect my Sarah.

Sarah Connor: [Urgently] Come on!

[the Terminator gets on the bus and notices Sarah is not wearing her seat belt]

Guardian: Sarah Connor, seat belt.

Kyle Reese: Where the hell were you?

Guardian: Stuck in traffic.

Guardian: I'll be back.

Sarah Connor: What?

[the Guardian jumps from a helicopter]

Guardian: [after crashing into a Police car] Nice to see you. Get out!

Guardian: [after his hand involuntarily shakes as they're loading their cartridges] Old.

Kyle Reese: Not obsolete.

Guardian: Not yet.

[the Terminator breaks down door, Sarah and Reese point their guns at his direction, Sarah, in relief, realizes it's Guardian]

Sarah Connor: Pops!

Guardian: It's nice to see you.

Sarah Connor: You got a job in construction?

Guardian: Until I was laid off.

Guardian: Liquefied magnetic shotgun shells. Magnetic Rifle Entry Munition. I read about this on gunsandammo-dot-com.

Detective O'Brien: That's the new breacher. Big blast, no shrapnel. Blows a door clean off.

Guardian: [looks blankly at O'Brien]

Detective O'Brien: You know, for people who can't do that themselves.

Guardian: [referring to unconscious Kyle] How is he?

Sarah Connor: Still breathing

Guardian: Good... Then you should be able to mate with Kyle Reese in this timeline

Sarah Connor: OK... We're not having this conversation again

Guardian: Did you mate?

Sarah Connor: Oh, can you just not say the word "mate" to me again, like, ever?

[T-1000 Cop rams into their vehicle and starts shooting]

Kyle Reese: Get down!

Guardian: We've been re-acquired.

Sarah Connor: Uh, yeah, no shit!

[last lines]

Guardian: [attempts a friendly smile]

Kyle Reese: You know that's really disturbing, right?

Sarah Connor: You'll get used to it.

Kyle Reese: [narrating] And it was over. Skynet was gone. And now one road has become many. Though questions remain, we'll search for the answers together. But one thing we know for sure. The future is not set.

Kyle Reese: Just make sure you show up. I don't want to have to steal someone's pants again.

Guardian: I have the coordinates in San Francisco... I'll be there.

Guardian: Hello, Sarah Conner.

Sarah Connor: Pops!... Oh... I thought you were dead.

Guardian: No, just upgraded.

Guardian: Kyle Reese is a good man.

Sarah Connor: He is.

Guardian: [to Sarah] That is a very immature response

[the Terminator arrives naked and encounters some punks]

Punk #1: Nice night for a walk, eh?

Terminator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk #2: Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?

Terminator: Nothing clean, right.

Punk #1: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

Terminator: Your clothes, give them to me. Now.

Punk #1: [Pulls out a knife] Hey, fuck you, asshole.

Guardian: [from behind] You won't be needing any clothes.

[Young Terminator turns around to find an older Terminator approaching him with a shotgun. The older Terminator unhoods himself]

Guardian: I've been waiting for you.

Kyle Reese: This is all wrong! John sent me here to save you!

Sarah Connor: From the Terminator that was sent back to kill me, I know. But we already took care of him.

Kyle Reese: We?

[the T-800 appears... and so does another]

Kyle Reese: [the Terminator cocks a shotgun]

Guardian: [the Terminator cocks a shotgun] I have been waiting for you.

Terminator: [approaches punks] Your clothes, give them to me. Now.

Guardian: [from behind] You won't need them.

[Young Terminator turns around to find the Older good Terminator unhooding himself and carrying a shotgun]

Guardian: I've been waiting for you.

[shoots the young Terminator]

Sarah Connor: Pops! Are you... You?

Guardian: As a T-800, I lack the mimetic skills to appear as anyone else.

Kyle Reese: It's him. Let's go!